Wassup Jose

Damn! Do I have “No speak Engrish” written on my forehead or do I look like I just fell off a coyote truck? Most every time I am greeted by a brownie, it is in Spanish. What the hell? I understand they are trying to be courteous and accommodating, but “I no speak Spanish.”

Speaking (pun) of “No speak Engrish”, check out Engrish.com. I do not know if the photos are authentic, but it is worth a laugh. The photos from China and Japan are hilarious. Also, be sure to check out the adult section. Adios pendejos, ha!

Another teacher sex scandal, but this time it is close to home. Isabelle Jackson Elementary fifth grade teacher gives sex DVD to 5th graders. Parents received a preview of next year’s sex education curriculum, ha!

I can see it now, “Mommy, why is that man riding the teacher like a doggy?” or “Mommy, is that her O-face?” Teachers take notice, if you are recording yourself getting your freak on be sure to keep the amateur porn star performances in a secure place.

Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi, where are you? I think it would be appropriate for you to author this post. Some man gave himself a DIY circumcision using … *drum roll* … nail clippers. Yup, the dickhead is a couple tips short of a brain. Damn, some people are “stuuuuuupid”!

Scratch the catchy introduction, Firefox 3.5 has been released. If you are a Firefox user, check it out and get your Fox on. What are you waiting for? Didn’t you just read the Lazy Mofos II post? Don’t forget to check out the release notes.

Last year, I published a post about lazy mofos. Well, it is time for an update. I am a member of several forums and am tiring of the lazy mofos that want anything and everything handed to them on a platter. Is initiative a lost quality and is Google that damn hard to use?

Well, the below post tipped me over the edge. I am going to ignore ALL shit for brains type of posts. One thing that I despise almost as much as politicians are lazy people. Arrghh! Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.

Damn! I think I might have jinxed Sony with my crap about the PS3, because I just read that Hulu has blocked PS3 owners. Sony gets kicked in the nuts again. Read the article, because it closes with an interesting theory. Is big brother Microsoft behind the smack down?

On June 3rd, I hinted that the Sony PSP Phone may become a reality. Well, it appears that Sony is considering developing a phone-game hybrid to complete with the successful Apple products.

Can Sony pull a rabbit out of their ass and compete with Apple? Sony has been on a losing streak with the PS3 console, so it is time for them to step their game up (pun). Sony, I am watching you so do not disappoint us with an over-priced piece of junk.

Over the past couple of months, I have been reading quite a bit about mobile development. Today, I stopped by the Microsoft site to check out the Windows Mobile Platform. I did not know that Microsoft offers a Windows Mobile SDK, DTK, DRK, and WTF! Bruahaha.

I listed a couple items on eBay and noticed the endless number of Michael Jackson related items for sale. Michael Jackson passed a little over 24 hours ago and people are jumping at the chance to make a quick buck off the tragic event. See examples below:

I am sure you have read the news, so I will keep this post short. Today, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson passed away. It is a sad day. My sincere condolences to the families. I am a fan of both entertainment icons and will miss them.