Happy New Year
To all Readers, furious Ranters, and so called authors(non posters)..Happy New Year 2008....Hope this year be a very prosperous year for everyone.
Post scriptum
Listen up mofos! I'm only going to say this once. In the E-world™ of today you do not need to use P.S. at the end of your email. It originated as a way to add more text to a letter after formally ending it. Email DOES NOT need a PS. Are you really so lazy that you can't take five seconds to edit the text of your email? Even if you answer "Yes" to that question, know that the next time you send me an email with "PS" on it, you will be officially marked. No one knows what happens to those which become marked, suffice to say not much is EVER heard from them again.
On a similar note, Replying to your own post is SUPER lame! Instead of replying to your own post, take the time to edit the original and add necessary script. You are the author, anyway.
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He’s a RockStar!
He's a maniac... maniac on the floor... and he's dancin like he's never danced before! Here's to you Mr. Rockband Superstar! You show those fools at the record label companies your mad skills on that living room carpet in your socks. And if the pressure of stardom starts to get to you, check out this other game... Heroin Hero!
Hands-Free Cell Phone
Hands-free cell phone laws make sense, considering I have had way too may close calls (no pun intended) with reckless people driving their SUV or hoopties while on the cell phone, but a $20 fine for 1st offense and $50 fine for subsequent offenses is too low!
Scooter Boy Posers?
What is this? Scooter Boy, someone has infringed on your trademark name! Wait a second, here is another perpetrator. Someone call Johnny Cochran, we have Scooter Boys posing all over the dub dub dub.
Photo copyright Damian Willcox
WassupJose Registration
WassupJose has a total of nine registered (9) authors, nice. If you received an invitation, please register by Monday, December 31, 2007. I will close registration at the end of the year, after that author candidates will have to buy us lunch! (Scooter Boy will drive).
A hybrid bicycle?
Well if you are one of those lazy slobs who find the Segway to be the greatest invention in recent history you now have a new supreme being to glorify. Make way for the Electrobike! That's right, why buy one of those boring old fashioned bikes that require you to peddle when you can get a bike that can take you up to 25 miles at speeds of up to 20 mph on an electric charge? You know how easy it was for people to spot your laziness before on your Segway... well now you can disguise it much better. With the Electrobike, people will think you actually care about your health enough to exercise, all the while enjoying the comforts of technology at work for you. Now come on, isn't that worth a measly $8,000... I thought so. For more info check out their website at http://www.electrobike.com.