Russian Ninjas
I have seen my share of Ninja movies to know that these specially trained warriors are part of the Japanese culture. Yeah, Russia is a stone throws away from Japan, but I have never heard of Russian Ninjas ... until now.
New Sheriff In Town
Ok peeps; make way for the new sheriff in town. The unofficial world record holder at 134 pounds is appropriately named the Absolutely Ridiculous Burger. The gut bomb, err, burger is made of beef, bacon, cheese and stacked on a lightweight 50 pound bun.
Who is responsible for this beast? Mallie's Sport Bar and Grill hailing from Detroit, Michigan. I do not about you, but just looking at this picture makes me feel woozy. As much as I love burgers, I think I will pass. If you want one, it will cost you $350. 24 hour notice required!

Blogging Slowdown
Alright I see that the authors are slacking off and not posting too many blogs lately. What is this... a lack of blogger confidence? Are you just not team players? You mofos got to step up your game!
one of my favorite lyrics
And I am an enlightened bear, though a scavenger, through with scavenging.
Xbox 360 HD DVD Player
By now, we all know that HD DVD is d-e-a-d. Well, what do you with your Xbox 360 HD DVD player? You can use it as a paper weight, cup holder, book end, etc. Damn! Xbox 360 users have all the kewl accessories. I am a loser, because I have a PS3 with Blu-Ray. Nice!

No Internet for Pakistan
The Internet is really down for those in Pakistan. It appears that the Pakistan Government is enforcing a decree to block our favorite video sharing site. They want to block YouTube, but until the ISP can figure out how to reroute requests it shut down all Internet access.