Rock Band 2: Oops, I did it again
Rock Band 2 was released last Sunday and I promptly picked myself up a copy. My wife and I ended up playing till 2AM when we were just suppose to be checking out the different game modes. We also decided at some point to have a couple of cocktails while we played. That doesn't make for an enjoyable Monday. Then on Tuesday two bottles of wine helped keep us rocking till Midnight. Wednesday... same story different drink (beer!). Then last night, one of my buddies came over to "check it out" and 5 Rum & Cokes later and I'm hitting the sheets at just past midnight. Oh Rock Band, you make my life so enjoyably miserable.
Ghetto Tunes!
Another commuting post, yeah I know. The drive requires some tunes, else I would go MAD listening to myself breath. Okay, radio would be great if I was able to get reception across the various cities to my destination. Driving with my finger on the tuner sucks!
What about the CD player? Hmm, that could work for me, if I had a multi-disc CD changer. I have a single-disc receiver, so instead of the finger on the tuner it would be on the track and eject buttons. NOT!
XM radio is the answer, right? Now you are talking. I can set it to a specific genre and get the groove on. Too bad, I do not have an XM capable receiver. What is the next best thing for the long drive? Hook up the iPod to the AUX port and rock the beat!
For some reason, this just seems "ghetto" to me. Maybe not ghetto, but Rube Goldberg-ish for sure. Ahhh, another crappy picture compliments of the crappy Motorola Razr phone. It sucks big time. Should I get an iPhone?
Milkman Music Video?
I just had a great idea! I am preparing to launch a new site and think I am going to start off with a video contest. WTF? Yeah, it sounds crazy but it just might work. What type of video and what is the prize? Hold on Ricky Racer, I am getting to the details.
This is a continuation of the ongoing Milkman saga. I plan to hold a contest for one original music video. Yes! An original song about Milkman with the infamous Milkman dance. Imagine a hip hop beat with a catchy hook and DA DANCE! Oh !#$%^&!
The winner will receive $xxx USD. This is to start things rolling, but may consider raising the ante and offer prize money to the 2nd and 3rd place winners. Now that I think about it, an original Milkman music video would be car-azy.
DJ Lactose Intolerance, drop a hip hop beat. Go Sum Yum! Go Sum Yum! Go Sum Yum!
Cliphead Concept II
Here is another cliphead concept for review. This concept is from a different designer just to mix things up a bit. I am going to post a contest, so I can get a variety of concepts from different designers versus a one-sided view. Again, comments?
Cliphead Concept I
As you may or may not know, I hired a designer to design the Milkman and Paperboy comic book cover. Nice! Well, I like to multi-task and jump on whatever I can. So, without further delay I present a concept for cliphead. Comments?
Blog Mascot Update
Here is another mascot concept for your review. This concept includes a MALE sushi chef with the traditional headband and rising sun background. The former blog mascot concept was a female, which appeared more like a baker than a sushi chef. Comments?
Stupid Drivers …
Okay, I want to give a shout out to three (3) idiots. The first is the driver of the Dodge Ram pickup for kicking up rocks with your big ass tires. One of the rocks chipped my windshield just below my line of sight. Thanks idiot.
The second is the driver of the Silver Accord, at 7:18 pm PST you almost hit the handsome focus. Yes, you had your blinker on but that does not mean you can change 4 lanes at one time. Thanks idiot.
Last, is the driver of the black Ford F* pickup. At 7:28 pm PST, you put your left blinker on and attempted to change 2 lanes at one time. Open your damn eyes fucktard (yes, this is a word)! You almost hit the passenger side of the handsome focus. Thanks idiot.
Dammit, I wish I had my crappy camera so I can post their license plate numbers.
Red Bull (Shit)
With the commute and long hours, I have started drinking energy drinks in the mornings to get a quick lift. Well, the gas station I frequent does not carry a large selection other than some "girl" drinks and Red Bull. So, with the limited selection I pick a small Red Bull.
I am going to keep this brief, Red Bull tastes like shit! The drink is hyped by the celebrities (*cough* *Britney*) and others, plus they are sponsoring major events to push their crap. I tried it and hate it, what an over-hyped shitty drink. Puke!
Jalapeno
As you live your life, you learn about all kinds of different things like don't stick pennies in the light socket or don't touch the oven burner. But some things, though you may already know better, you just have to learn over again...the hard way. Thus, I would like to remind you not to make guacamole with jalapenos and then an hour later put your hand down your pants. No matter how innocent this gesture would seem the experience is not pleasant.
Or so I heard...from a friend of mine. 
I Hate Blog Spam!
Blog spam is one of those things we have to put up with on the web, because these losers have nothing better to do with their lives. Every once in a while the idiots take the time to write something legible, like the snippet from the dumb ass below:
poolley | assutces@gawab.com | IP: 66.212.18.198
to: Admin - If You want to delete your site from our spam list, please visit this site for instructions: removeurl.coolpage.biz
Thanks for the offer idiot, but the only things I am going to do is add you to the IP blacklist and notify your ISP. Spammers are the scum of the web, I hate spam ... argh! Make yourself useful and go pound sand.