Wassup Jose Weblog nonsense at its best!

18Oct/080

Where Are Da Themes?

Scooter Boy! Are you still holding out on the themes? I recall you had a small stash saved on the handy-dandy communication device. Postem up. I went back and looked at some of the themes in the archives, classic! They are great and preserved here, nice.

Some of my favorites are as follows:

17Oct/080

What’chu Lookin’ At?

Will Smith does not have big ears, his mouth and eyes are just too small for his face! "What are you looking at fool!" I do not know about you, but those beady eyes are creepy. They follow you around the room too.

Will Smith

Filed under: Humor, Photo No Comments
16Oct/083

Katt Williams

Rolling Stone wrote, "Katt Williams is Hollywood's most sought after comedians, touted as the next Richard Prior". WTF!!! I was watching Cedric the Entertainer on Comedy Central and then this midget came on, nice.

Do not get me wrong, I enjoy comedy a lot. The thing I do not enjoy are comedians with a crappy act and horrible delivery. Is there an echo in here? Oh, these are the same things I said about Carlos Mencia some time ago.

Maybe these two have other talents that I am not aware of, but I cannot watch these guys for any extended period of time. It is too painful, but too each their own. Does anyone like Ralphie? Some of his older stuff is pretty hilarious (to me).

Filed under: Blog, Humor 3 Comments
16Oct/081

Bond, James Bond …

Not an appropriate title, but what the heck. This post is about the Smart Fortwo car. The first time I saw this little car was in the Pink Panther movie with Steve Martin. I thought it was kewl at the time, I guess.

Well, since officially coming to the US earlier this year they are becoming a more frequent site on the road. I see quite a few on the commute each day. Today, I saw a White Fortwo Cabriolet lowered with graphics and custom wheels. WTF!?

Check this one out, a Lorinser (yes, the Mercedes tuner) Edition with 17" wheels. Can you see yourself scooting around town in this little toy? Tint the windows, add some high-tech goodies, and you are Bond 2008.

Smart Fortwo Lorinser Edition

Filed under: Blog, Photo 1 Comment
16Oct/080

reCaptcha Recap

I installed the reCaptcha plug-in 10 days ago and I must say, "The plug-in has put the smack down on the bots and other losers polluting the blog with spam!" I like it so much that I am going to install it on my other blog. Zero spam to date, nice job.

reCaptcha Recap

9Oct/083

Organizational Policies Driven by Personal Preferences

Now that we're somewhat removed from the MilkMan drama of a couple months ago, I wanted to reflect on possible ramifications that one man's actions had on an particular organization's way of doing business. I realize that I'm drawing the theoretical conclusions out a little far from the pratical realities, but I think the scenario is a basis for existing archetypes and social patterns within our society.

 Let me lay the background for the situation. In early August, our site creator made this post deeming that the MilkMan had found our little BitchFest and connected what dots needed to be connected. After reading many of the negative posts he demanded that the site be blocked from his clients site. I imagine that he walked around making a big stink to the network staff demanding that the site be blocked and from the rumors I heard may have actually requested the names of the people that were viewing the site from the place of business. Oh my.

When I used to work at this site, of which I was an actual employee of the organization and not a consultant, the organizational policy on web filter was open. In other words there were no restrictions. This was a decision from the CEO...that's how they liked it. Then after the MilkMan caught wind of our posts, WassupJose.com was the only site on the list. Barred for social networking. The problem that I see with this action is that instead of the organization (CEO, CIO, etc) deciding the direction of their web filtering methods, the decision was instead made by a contrator who simply happened to dislike the content of a given site. I think you can read into this action on a much larger scale and perhaps extrapolate the reasons why the government is so whacked out. This is just one man and one organization and the real end result of this little debacle is really harmless (those employees should be working anyway). But think about this action applied ten of thousands of times across multiple government agencies across the national board. One website blocked here, funding denied here, and special interest bonuses there. The wheel keeps turning and ultimately the system is just a series of exceptions built to create solutions with all the gears siphoning the driving force into private coffers.

The situation bothers me most because this is really about a personal vendatta that ends up affecting the way the organization runs. Milky is now gone, but I'm sure the ban is still in place and, although this is reversible, I don't think removal is likely. Furthermore, when we multiply the effects to a larger scale this can mean some serious changes to the way businesses work, the way we think about those businesses and their ability to get things done. So perhaps you can see that this ends with America being a little less capable than it otherwise had been. All that was needed was a bit more self-restraint and a bit more tolerance to the 1st ammendment.

6Oct/081

reCaptcha Da Blog!

I am tired of all the losers polluting the blog with spam, so it is time to introduce reCaptcha for comments and user registration. This will curb the spambots and deter the morons that manually spam blogs. Registered users will not see the Captcha.

reCaptcha!

Filed under: Blog, Miscellaneous 1 Comment
6Oct/080

More Spam Losers!

Well, time to add the loser(s) to the blacklist, trace route, and report the spamming to the ISP. Luckily I have a spam filter, but that is not the point. I hate junk mail, spam email, and blog spam. Get a life losers!

3Oct/082

Crystal Reports hates me

I'll keep this short because I just ran out of patience. I was working on a report that had multiple results because of a join. There was really no way around the join and a Select Distinct would have made my life easy. Unfortunately, the version of Crystal I'm working with doesn't allow for the Select Distinct function to work. All the answers on the Interwebs are either funky or tell you to write you own view. I finally broke down and wrote my own view just so i could put a Distinct keyword in there. This means I had to rebind all the report information to the new view. A pain in the ass, but it seemed like a necessary evil that I wouldn't be able to avoid. After rebinding the three associated reports I hit the save button. I hope the following screenshots illustrate my frustration or at least the pitch of my voice as I pressed the save button so I wouldn't lose all my changes.

crystalcrash.pngcrystalcrash2.png

Filed under: Blog 2 Comments
2Oct/083

Microsoft Announces Visual Studio 2010 and .NET Framework 4.0

Microsoft continues to improve and enhance .Net and Visual Studio for Team based development. That will keep interest of developers alive!

http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Application-Development/Microsoft-Announces-Visual-Studio-2010-and-NET-Framework-40/?kc=EWKNLNAV09302008STR1

http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Application-Development/Microsoft-Visual-Studio-2010-New-Features/