Interesting Lunch Choice
What is up with the lunch? Yesterday, I fell victim to Burger King's latest campaign and ate at one of their fine establishments. Today, I stopped by the ATM and had another impulsive reaction! Where did I eat lunch today?
Long John Silver's. I wish that was the end of the story, but it gets better. The only item I like on the menu is the Shimp and More. I am not a fan of their fish or chicken, so choices are limited. Did I order the usual, nope!
The fast food chain has a new campaign too. The Freshside Grill, which includes three new reduced-fat meals. The posters caught my eye, so I took the bait (ha, ha) and ordered the Shrimp Scampi with seasoned rice and veggies.
It was okay, but I think they forgot to give me a side of corn. The moral of the story here is "Don't be an impulsive moron. Remain strong and do not fall victim to DA MAN!" Tomorrow, I am ordering Round Table Pizza. No ands, ifs, or BUTTS.
Stupid Questions
I think I posted about this topic in the past, but here goes another just for good measure. I am a member of several forums and despise it when lazy people ask stupid questions, "How do I learn PHP?" or "Where can I find ... ?" Arrgh!
I usually post a smart ass response and a link to Google. Instead of the usual link to Google, I am going to post a smart ass response and a link to "Let me Google that for you" and call it day. Take notice lazy mofos!

Stupid Commercial
Has everyone seen the latest Burger King commercial? The "Whopper Virgins" playing non-stop on what seems every channel in the universe. Well, I have seen it so many times that I lost it today!
Yup, on my way to Togo's I spotted a Burger King on a corner. What did I do? Like a moron, I turned into the parking lot and order a Whopper meal, no cheese, no tomato, easy mayo, and a coke.
Dammit is right. I fell victim to the corporate propoganda airing on television. The Whopper was okay, nothing great. I guess the only positive thing that came out of lunch today is that I can say, "I am not a Whopper Virgin, ha!"

Domain Expired!
The wassupjose.com domain name expired last week, doh! I just happened to login to the GoDaddy account and noticed the expiration date. I quickly newed the domain name, but thought I had another week or two left. LAME!
Insanely Crazy Moving Technique
So... my girl friend moved in with me last week, and we left the washer/dryer and refrigerator to be moved today. Her old place is a two story. Refrigerator on the first floor and washer/dryer upstairs on the second floor. We get the fridge out easy enough, and get started on the washer/dryer. In order to get it down the stairs it they would need to be taken apart and moved one at a time. Unfortunately, this turned out to be extremely difficult, so we opted for the next logical solution... take it out the second story window. With a little muscle, some rope, and balls of steel we successfully got the waser/dryer unit on the ground without damage or injury. By the way... I was on the ground floor waiting to catch this fucker as it was coming down on me. Nice!
Sum Yum Ninja
Yo! That was HI-larious, so here is my contribution. A Sum Yum drive-thru photo and a ninja avatar. I was trying to find a photo with a cute girl working the drive-thru, but no luck. We should go to Sheldon and take a picture. Enjoy!

More Sexy Feet
A parting photo before I call it a night. The blue toenail color is interesting, but the clear heels and toe rings compliment the picture. Red is my favorite color, but I find these quite sexy. Do I have a fetish for women's sexy (no Flintstones need apply) feet?

Virtual World
Check out the latest virtual development environment. I had a virtual environment running Ubuntu, but Apache and navigating around in the foreign environment was unproductive so I ditched it. One way ticket to the curb.
I keep the hard drive and configuration on the laptop clean and was not looking forward to installing a PHP environment, IDE, Debugger, and Frameworks. What to do? I know. Create a Windows-based virtual environment.
Here it is folks, a Windows XP Pro SP3 development environment running PHP 5.2.8, MySQL 5.x, MySQL GUI Tools, Zend, and Yii PHP Frameworks. Did I mention it was a virtual sandbox, so I can keep the laptop in its current mean and lean state. Nice!
