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19Dec/080

Interesting Lunch Choice

What is up with the lunch? Yesterday, I fell victim to Burger King's latest campaign and ate at one of their fine establishments. Today, I stopped by the ATM and had another impulsive reaction! Where did I eat lunch today?

Long John Silver's. I wish that was the end of the story, but it gets better. The only item I like on the menu is the Shimp and More. I am not a fan of their fish or chicken, so choices are limited. Did I order the usual, nope!

The fast food chain has a new campaign too. The Freshside Grill, which includes three new reduced-fat meals. The posters caught my eye, so I took the bait (ha, ha) and ordered the Shrimp Scampi with seasoned rice and veggies.

It was okay, but I think they forgot to give me a side of corn. The moral of the story here is "Don't be an impulsive moron. Remain strong and do not fall victim to DA MAN!" Tomorrow, I am ordering Round Table Pizza. No ands, ifs, or BUTTS.

19Dec/081

Stupid Questions

I think I posted about this topic in the past, but here goes another just for good measure. I am a member of several forums and despise it when lazy people ask stupid questions, "How do I learn PHP?" or "Where can I find ... ?" Arrgh!

I usually post a smart ass response and a link to Google. Instead of the usual link to Google, I am going to post a smart ass response and a link to "Let me Google that for you" and call it day. Take notice lazy mofos!

Let Me Google That For You!

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19Dec/080

(One)

The number of dead pixels on my iPhone after one year.

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18Dec/083

Stupid Commercial

Has everyone seen the latest Burger King commercial? The "Whopper Virgins" playing non-stop on what seems every channel in the universe. Well, I have seen it so many times that I lost it today!

Yup, on my way to Togo's I spotted a Burger King on a corner. What did I do? Like a moron, I turned into the parking lot and order a Whopper meal, no cheese, no tomato, easy mayo, and a coke.

Dammit is right. I fell victim to the corporate propoganda airing on television. The Whopper was okay, nothing great. I guess the only positive thing that came out of lunch today is that I can say, "I am not a Whopper Virgin, ha!"

Burger King Whopper!

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14Dec/080

Domain Expired!

The wassupjose.com domain name expired last week, doh! I just happened to login to the GoDaddy account and noticed the expiration date. I quickly newed the domain name, but thought I had another week or two left. LAME!

13Dec/083

Good Lord That’s Expensive OZ!

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13Dec/083

Insanely Crazy Moving Technique

So... my girl friend moved in with me last week, and we left the washer/dryer and refrigerator to be moved today.  Her old place is a two story.  Refrigerator on the first floor and washer/dryer upstairs on the second floor.  We get the fridge out easy enough, and get started on the washer/dryer.  In order to get it down the stairs it they would need to be taken apart and moved one at a time.  Unfortunately, this turned out to be extremely difficult, so we opted for the next logical solution... take it out the second story window.  With a little muscle, some rope, and balls of steel we successfully got the waser/dryer unit on the ground without damage or injury.  By the way... I was on the ground floor waiting to catch this fucker as it was coming down on me.  Nice! Crazy move 

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12Dec/083

Sum Yum Ninja

Yo! That was HI-larious, so here is my contribution. A Sum Yum drive-thru photo and a ninja avatar. I was trying to find a photo with a cute girl working the drive-thru, but no luck. We should go to Sheldon and take a picture. Enjoy!

Sum Yum Do at Carl’s Jr.

12Dec/081

More Sexy Feet

A parting photo before I call it a night. The blue toenail color is interesting, but the clear heels and toe rings compliment the picture. Red is my favorite color, but I find these quite sexy. Do I have a fetish for women's sexy (no Flintstones need apply) feet?

Sexy Feet!

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11Dec/080

Virtual World

Check out the latest virtual development environment. I had a virtual environment running Ubuntu, but Apache and navigating around in the foreign environment was unproductive so I ditched it. One way ticket to the curb.

I keep the hard drive and configuration on the laptop clean and was not looking forward to installing a PHP environment, IDE, Debugger, and Frameworks. What to do? I know. Create a Windows-based virtual environment.

Here it is folks, a Windows XP Pro SP3 development environment running PHP 5.2.8, MySQL 5.x, MySQL GUI Tools, Zend, and Yii PHP Frameworks. Did I mention it was a virtual sandbox, so I can keep the laptop in its current mean and lean state. Nice!

Virtual Environment