No Speak Engrish
Damn! Do I have "No speak Engrish" written on my forehead or do I look like I just fell off a coyote truck? Most every time I am greeted by a brownie, it is in Spanish. What the hell? I understand they are trying to be courteous and accommodating, but "I no speak Spanish."
Speaking (pun) of "No speak Engrish", check out Engrish.com. I do not know if the photos are authentic, but it is worth a laugh. The photos from China and Japan are hilarious. Also, be sure to check out the adult section. Adios pendejos, ha!
Local School News
Another teacher sex scandal, but this time it is close to home. Isabelle Jackson Elementary fifth grade teacher gives sex DVD to 5th graders. Parents received a preview of next year's sex education curriculum, ha!
I can see it now, "Mommy, why is that man riding the teacher like a doggy?" or "Mommy, is that her O-face?" Teachers take notice, if you are recording yourself getting your freak on be sure to keep the amateur porn star performances in a secure place.
Gonna Love My Nuts
Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi, where are you? I think it would be appropriate for you to author this post. Some man gave himself a DIY circumcision using ... *drum roll* ... nail clippers. Yup, the dickhead is a couple tips short of a brain. Damn, some people are "stuuuuuupid"!