Why more people don’t reach for help
Loading the help file takes FOREVER. In the time it took for help to load I checked my email, made this post and did a little extra waiting. I need to watch that F1 key.
Posting a new topic on a random forum takes much less time. Oh Google, you're making my desktop software so obsolete.
Suga Mama
Keeping with the blog tradition of publishing personal adventures, observations, and rants comes to you another fresh post. As most of you know, I am trying to ink a deal to start a sexy feet content site. Well, I was out of town last night meeting potential contributors.
On the way home, I should note it was 1am in the morning; I stopped by a local gas station to purchase a coke before the long drive back home. As I pulled into the gas station, I saw a couple of thuggish-looking guys on one side and a couple of suga mamas on the other.
Mass Effect Shotgun/Assault Rifle Achievement
A little off topic here, but I searched around the net looking for this answer to no avail. So I thought I would post my findings here in case someone else was interested.
I think most people that play Mass Effect start with the Soldier class and unlock the Shotgun Expert and Assault Rifle Expert achievements early in their play throughs. I decided to start as an Infiltartor then later as an Adept. I've been playing my adept Shepard trying to get the character to level 60 (I'm on 59) and as a result have not had a chance to unlock the aforementioned achievements. The Pinnacle Station DLC was released recently and I wondered if the kills from the simulator would, since there would be many, count for these achievements. The definition of "kill" becomes vague when dealing with a virtual simulation inside a video game. Good news, they do. If you have yet to knock these achievements out and decided on picking up the Pinnacle Station DLC, this is a good way to get your weapons expert achievements completed. cool. 
Inking The Deal II
As promised, I am going to provide a quick status. Due to scheduling conflicts, we have not been able to get together to discuss the collaboration efforts. However, I have confirmed another model that is interested in foot modeling.
In addition, she has experience in foot fetish and offered to assist as needed. I viewed her portfolio and her photos are nice with several highlighting her sexy little feet, nice! More to follow people, I just hope things keep lining up and we realize this project!
T-Bagged II
T-Bag never fails to disappoint. I purchased a new cell phone today and the T-Bag that was helping me took it upon himself to apply the screen cover while he was ON the phone with customer service. Do I really need to tell you what happened next?
He screwed up and applied the cover on crooked and it looked like crap. Thanks asshole! I HAD to purchase a two-piece set to replace the one he jacked up at 9.99 plus tax. Also, he laid the phone on the counter and scratched the back. Lame ass T-Mobile!
T-Bagged
I got T-Mobile bagged today. T-Mobile suspended my wireless service, because I did not pay their ransom. The billing issue is a mess, so I will keep it brief. I found an issue on my bill, so I called customer service and requested that they credit the account.
I paid ONLY the base amount and did not pay the extraneous charges, because the bill was going to be adjusted. Well, there was no adjustment, my account went past due, and I got jacked and T-Bagged.
Search & Replace
I had a few minutes this evening, so I whipped up a handy-dandy code sample. The sample illustrates how to use enumerations, switch statement, and the Regex.Replace method. It is not much, but I wanted to share the love. Tell me what ya think! Bruahaha.
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Text.RegularExpressions;public class Dinner
{
private enum AttendeeEnum
{
Gman,
Ninja,
Scooter
}
public static void Main()
{
Array attendees = Enum.GetValues(typeof(AttendeeEnum));
foreach(AttendeeEnum attendee in attendees)
{
Console.WriteLine("Attendee: " + getAttendeeName(attendee));
}
Console.ReadLine();
}private static string getAttendeeName(AttendeeEnum attendeeName)
{
string name = string.Empty;
switch (attendeeName)
{
case AttendeeEnum.Gman:
case AttendeeEnum.Ninja:
{
name = attendeeName.ToString();
break;
}
case AttendeeEnum.Scooter:
{
name = Regex.Replace(attendeeName.ToString(), "coot", "tiff");
break;
}
default:
{
name = attendeeName.ToString();
break;
}
}
return name;
}
}
Inking The Deal
Oh Yeah! I am going to collaborate with a photographer on several projects, including the sexy feet site. I was about to give up, but I changed my mind after I read Gman's comment a few days ago. We are going to meet and discuss the details.
I am hoping we can agree on the terms and move forward. I will know more this week and if all goes well, I will schedule the models soon after. Also, the link site has been installed and configured, but is pending release until I finish the CSS work on the template. NICE!
Official Jackass
Obama calls Kanye an over-hyped, no talent, egotistic Jackass! Well, maybe he did not use the first three adjectives but he did call Kanye a Jackass. It is official people; the "Golden Boy" confirms what I have known for years. Kanye West is a Jackass!
Well, that is all because I do not want to give the Jackass anymore of my time. Also, I trust Obama will not kiss ass and apologize for his comment. Now, if only Obama would call labor unions, big oil, banks, and special interest groups Jackasses it would make my day!