Pull My Turkey Leg
I just watched Jack Vale's latest Pooter film. No! It is not what you think it is, cause that is gross. It is a short film titled, "The Farting Turkey". Just in time for the holidays. Hmmm, do you think "The Pooter" would make a great holiday gift?
What is it about dropping the F-bomb that is so funny? I dunno, but check out the peoples expressions as they walk by. I like the leg lifts and lean backs for that "special" touch. See his YouTube page or The Pooter for more. Yeah, another weak post!
Time Flew
The short vacation flew by way TOO fast for me. It is hard to believe that I was off for nine days (including weekends and the holiday) and it is time to return to work. Dammit! I think I got robbed.
Holiday dinner, Black Friday shopping, and this flu definitely took away from the vacation. I plan on taking another vacation, but will factor in time for the holiday and take a full week off. Crap, back to work in the morning.
About Time!
I think the title should read, "It was a matter of time." Mikandi has launched the first Adult App Store. We know what is on the horizon, right? All of the adult web sites, spammers, and leeches have another forum to pimp their wares. Where do I sign up? Haha!
Nice Payback!
I just read that Wal-mart shut down stores after workers unionized. Kapow! Biatch slapped the union, nice! This reminds me of the recent decision by Boeing to move one of its lines out of Washington State.
The Supreme Court has upheld the right of Wal-Mart, the world's biggest retailer, to shut down stores after workers unionized at one of its outlets
Does anyone recall the Boeing strike of 2008? Are you kidding me? Boeing executives do and hauled their ass out of state. Anyway, I am happy to hear that Wal-mart did not put up with the union bullshit and kicked the mofos to the curb.
Happy Turkey Day!
Wishing all a Happy Thanksgiving day! If you are planning on going out to take advantage of the early morning sales, don't be a stranger if you see me in line. I am going to be getting my shop on too. Happy Turkey Day!
Attention Shoppers
Are you ready for Black Friday? I usually try to stay away from the overzealous crowds, but think I am going to jump on the sale boat (haha, get it?) this year. Both Walmart and Target have deals on items that I want to purchase.
The only thing I am not looking forward to is the 5:00 AM start times! The crowds are going to be a pain in the ass too, but I am going to try and maximize the time. How? I am planning departure times, mapping store routes, and preparing my shopping lists.
Oh, one more item. If you are one of the overzealous shoppers waiting for Black Friday, try to take it easy on the credit cards. The mofo banks are drooling on the sideline waiting for consumers to rack up their account balances. Good luck.
Drive At Five
Has traffic in this one horse town turned to crap or what? It took me 30 minutes to drive 10 miles. It felt like I was driving down 101 in the S. Bay. It was bumper to bumper through the downtown area and moderate all the way home. Where did all these mofos come from?
The traffic snapshot below is from 5:53pm, so it does not reflect the shit hole that I had to drive through at 5:00pm. I certainly do not envy the people that have to drive the 101, 405, or other major highways during rush hour on a daily basis. It sucks!
Interview Questions
No, I am not interviewing at the moment. Ha! Instead, I have heard horror stories of Google interviews and was curious when I found a post titled, "15 Google Interview Questions That Will Make You Feel Stupid”. Actually, there are two posts so check them out.
Well, "Did the questions make you feel stupid?" Yes! I stumbled through the first list (I got some answers right, but overall I suck ass). I did not fare much better on the second list of questions. I guess employment at Google is out of the question! Is Doogle hiring?
DJ Hero Deal
Listen up! If you are interesting in buying DJ Hero, I have a tip. Most retailers are selling it for $119.99 plus the "do me dry" taxes. I stopped by Fry's Electronics and was going to pick up a copy or two. Haha!
Not so fast Ricky Racer. I am going to stop by Walmart next, so why not wait to see if it is cheaper at Walmart. Damn! DJ Hero is $119.00 plus the state gouge taxes. Oh well, I might as well buy one now. Surprise! Buy @ Walmart and get a $40.00 gift card. Score!
Time For New Gear II
Well, I just purchased the Xbox 360 Elite at Costco. The console with two (2) "free" games was $293.99 plus the bend over taxes. On the way home, I stopped by GameStop to pick up a game and noticed they had the Modern Warfare 2 Limited Edition bundle in stock.
Without blinking an eye, I asked the employee to "hook a homeboy up" with the LE bundle. I was about to fork over the $399.00 plus bend WAY over taxes until I asked the employee if the 120GB drive transfer cable worked with the LE's 250GB drive. His answer, "NO!"
He told me that the 120GB drive transfer cable does NOT work with the 250GB drive. WTF! We are transferring data from one drive to another, what is the damn problem? Apparently, one has to call M$ for a special cable. Screw that, I will keep the Elite bundle.