Milkman At Activision
What the hell? I just read that Activision has fired Jason West and Vince Zampella of Infinity Ward. Who the hell are these mofos and why should we care? Infinity Ward is the publisher of the hottest selling shooter of all time, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
West and Zampella were the top two eggheads at Infinity Ward. The details of the firing are vague, but Activision cites "insubordination" and "breach of contract" as reasons for their termination. Hmm, let me think about this for a second. Okay, done.
I am going out on a limb here, but my guess is the Milkman at Activision wanted to milk the shit out of the Call of Duty series and Infinity Ward told them to pound sand. Sounds more like "creative differences" to me, which led up to the "insubordination".
Well, I am out of here. I am going to poke around and see if I can dig up some more dirt. It is going to be interesting to see what the future holds for the Call of Duty franchise. I hope the series does not turn to shit with yearly, crappy, half-baked releases.

Polls Are In
Yahoo! News post titled, "Poll: 80 percent of Americans think Washington is broken". What the hell are the other 20 percent thinking? Oh, the other 20 percent are comprised of the corrupt politicians, special interest groups, and morons.
An overwhelming majority of Americans think that their federal government is gridlocked by partisan infighting and turf battles and can't accomplish anything, according to a new McClatchy-Ipsos poll.
Four out of five Americans, 80 percent, said that Washington couldn't accomplish anything because of fighting between the political parties and branches of the government, the poll found. Only 17 percent disagreed.
It does not take a scientist to know that Washington cannot do ANYTHING right. Bipartisan my ass, these mofos are ONLY concerned about their careers, political party, and screwing everyone else. The incumbents need to be removed, specifically Pelosi and Reid.
Best Answer
I heart Yahoo! Answers, because you just never know when you are going to stumble on a gem. Below is a classic example. The poster asks if she can get pregnant from "Tappin that ass". Haha, I have always wanted to use that phrase in a post.
Back to the question. I guess it's a valid question, so let's leave it at that. The topic of this post is not the question, but the answer. The responder answered the question with some funky ASCII art. Nice.

Hold That Truck
Have you ever missed a shipment or found one of those dreaded "missed you" slips on the door or mailbox? I hate that crap! Well, you can kiss that shit goodbye soon. Walgreens has introduced the PickupZone service, so you can ship to and pickup packages at Walgreens.
Why would I want to ship to Walgreens? Hmm, I am going to pretend that I did not read that dumb question. Anyway, ship your stuff to Walgreens. The store will sign for and store your package. Walgreens sends you an email and you pickup package. Pretty simple.
No more missed packages. The Walgreens PickupZone service is available only in Manhattan, Boston, and Chicago areas. More locations to follow. Restrictions do apply and this is not a free service. Check the Walgreens website for more information. End PSA.

More Apple Humor
I think it's time to change it up, because this is the third Apple-related post in two days. I will change the theme tomorrow, but have to wrap up the day with the below photo. The photo speaks for itself, haha!

The Apple iTable
Look what I stumbled on while browsing through the latest from Google Reader. The must-have for the Apple Elitist that has everything. An Apple iTable coffee table. It's available in classic white, black, and sunny yellow. Nice! Order yours today at ginepro.org.
