iPhone Prototype Leaked
Gizmodo has in their possession a prototype of the next iPhone! Apparently, it was found in a Redwood City bar! For details, photos, and more information, read the original post. BTW, Apple wants the phone back. Nice job!
Photo: Gizmodo
Stooges In Washington
"Majority of Americans distrust the government". No shit! I don't trust ANY of the mofos. If it were up to me, I would kick all those useless dinosaurs and their special interests to the curb. It is time to clean house.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Nearly 80 percent of Americans say they do not trust the U.S. government to do what is right, expressing the highest level of distrust in Washington in half a century, according to a public opinion survey.
Only 22 percent of Americans say they trust the government "just about always" or "most of the time," according to the Pew Research Center survey released on Sunday.
Hmm, 22 percent of those surveyed trust government. I KNOW which group(s) of people will always trust government. Do I need to name names? Think about it for a minute and you will figure it out (self-preservation). Now, back to "Stooges In Washington".
Pre-Order Incredible
Do you want the BEST Android phone on the planet? Yes? Head on over to Verizon and pre-order the HTC Incredible, which will be available on April 29th. I can BARELY keep track of the latest and greatest phones, but this one kicks ASS.
Quick Specs
- 3.7" 480x800 WVGA OLED
- 1 Ghz Snapdragon processor
- Android 2.1 with Sense UI
- 8GB internal memory
- microSD support to 16GB
- 8MP camera with video capture
- More ...
What Are The Odds?
After I published the "Sign Me Up!" post, I went back to Fiverr to check out all the bizarre gigs. All was fine until I encountered a username, which is used by a friend of mine. WTF! Is this person pimping themselves out for a 5 spot?
Well, out of curiosity I asked the person in question. "Yo, are you pimping on the corner of Fiverr and Main?" There is nothing wrong with advertising your services on Fiverr, just that I was a bit surprised to find her on Fiverr. What are the odds?
Sign Me Up!
I was poking around on Fiverr and found some bizarre gigs. Man, what people will do for a 5 spot. I think I am going to join and offer up some of the Wassup Jose goods. Time to revive the "Ask WassupJose" service. Hmm, let me think. What else will I do for 5 dollars?
- I will join Fiverr for $5.
- I will post a rant about our worthless politicians for $5. (Nah, I will do it for FREE)
- I will let you buy me lunch for $5.
- I will draw a one-of-a-kind Wassup Jose stick figure cartoon for $5.
- I will watch ONE episode of the Nanny for $5. (Screw that, make it $50)
- I will be an Apple Fanboy for a day for $5. (err, make it 5 minutes)
- I will let you pay for a Bay Area massage with a hot Asian girl for $5.
- I will take pictures of your sexy female feet for $5. (I will do this for FREE too)
- I will milk it like the milkman for $5. (Dance in a Mario costume for $100)
- I will kick you to the curb if you copy my shit for $5.
Bend Over Day
Do I really need to tell you that today, April 15th is the deadline to file your Federal taxes? Same bullshit, different year. If you are one of the lucky ones that is getting a refund, take it while you can. On the other hand, if you owe taxes then bend over and give it up.
Leaf Blowers Blow
Haha, another one of my creative post titles. I have always hated the loud ass leaf blowers, but today one son of a bitch would not shut up. He was running the blower at mid-to-high speed over a handful of damn leaves. Mofo, bend over and pick the shit up!
I am pretty tolerant, but I can do without the 20 minutes of non-stop blowing right outside the window. The worst part is that he had the 500cc two-stroke engine edition, which one can hear a block away. Btw, I am not the only one that hates the damn blowers!
Netflix on Wii
I have been reading about this for a while and yesterday at exactly 12:01AM (nice job, even if the blog post was pre-scheduled), Netflix officially announced that they are shipping the streaming discs for the Wii console. Where's the popcorn? Time to stream a movie!
Short and Sweet
I am keeping this one short and sweet. If you did not already know, Visual Studio 2010 has left the building. Yeah, it launched today. Well that is it for now, because I want to finish setting up my new Visual Studio 2010 environment. Later!
Hello Android!
Finally! Today, I made the decision to develop a small "Hello World!" Android application to get a feel for the environment and SDK. Check it out. I setup the VM, IDE, SDK and built the sample application on the Windows platform in less than one hour. Easy as 1-2-3.
Listen up mobile heads, develop for Android! In a couple years, Android is going to be THE dominant mobile platform. Believe it. Plus, no need to deal with the proprietary hardware or bullshit publishing requirements. Later, got to get my Android on!
