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30Jun/101

Foil Engineers

Attention aluminum foil engineers. Do you want to apply your MAD antenna making skills in the hot mobile device market? If you answered yes, Apple has several openings for antenna engineers. Rumor has it that no experience is necessary. Bruahaha!

Btw, the requisitions have nothing to do with the recent iPhone 4 antenna issue. It is just a coincidence, so get that crap out of your head. Follow the links to your dream job now, Requisition #1, Requisition #2, and Requisition #3.

Filed under: Humor, Technology 1 Comment
29Jun/101

Google Finds Waldo

Ha, leave it to Google to find Waldo. I was checking out some funny street view photos and stumbled on the photo of Waldo chillin on the street. Was this photo staged? Anyway, I was curious so I navigated to 77 Putney High Street, Wandsworth, UK and there he is! Nice.

Filed under: Humor, Photo 1 Comment
28Jun/101

Walmart Shoppers

Attention Walmart Shoppers, Jesus was spotted in aisle four. If you have never shopped at Walmart you are missing out. The super retailer attracts all kinds of people, including Jesus and other 'interesting' folks (I am being kind).

I have seen my fair share of gems, which words cannot describe. No problem, I am going to share the wealth. Check out the 'People of Walmart' for a glimpse into the magical world of Walmart. Not all shoppers are this charismatic of course.

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27Jun/101

Super Mario Crossover 1.1

Have you played Super Mario Bros. Crossover? No? Please go to the back of the line. Well, a new version was released on Friday. The latest version fixes many bugs, adds new features, and adds Ryu Hayabusa as a character. Check out the latest version, nice.

Filed under: News, Video Game 1 Comment
26Jun/100

Puff Baby

Move over P. Diddy, because Ardi "Puff Baby" Rizal is in the mofo shack! Has everyone and their brother seen this video? I caught it on one of the late night shows a couple days ago and thought WTF! I do not know squat about Sumatran customs, but this is weird.

He is smoking that stick like a veteran smoker. Can he drop smoke rings too? Crap, give the kid a beer and a remote control and he is set. Seriously, I think someone's parents need to get dropped kicked. 2-year olds are not supposed to smoke! Crazy stuff.

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25Jun/100

Remember The Time

On the way to work, I heard back-to-back Michael Jackson songs on the radio and thought what the heck? Is it Michael Jackson day? I completely forgot that today, June 25th, marks the 1-year anniversary of his death. Posting a video as tribute to the musical legend.

Filed under: Music, Personal No Comments
24Jun/101

Fanboy Day!

Yup, today is 'THE' day. No need to go into details, just check out the image below. I had a chance to check out the iPhone 4 and it is alright. Nothing revolutionary. Back in 2007, the iPhone was the hottest thing since slice bread.

Today, the iPhone is just another phone. The iPhone 4 is not the most advanced phone by any means and lacks in several areas. No big deal. I think the frenzy is more about the 'cult' Apple has created versus a true demand for their hardware. Pre-order iPhone 5 NOW, ha!

Filed under: Humor, Mobile 1 Comment
23Jun/100

Intermission

Okay, break it up people. There is nothing to see here today. Take a break, check out the latest porn sites, watch a movie, or catch a World Cup game. I have work to do, but will be back tomorrow. Below is a nice parting gift. Nice one!

22Jun/100

WWDC Videos

I received an email from Apple (No, I am NOT a closet fanboy). Anyway, Apple is offering all registered Apple Developers free access to session videos from WWDC 2010. I did not attend the conference, so I might check out the videos.

This is a change from prior years where videos were only available to conference attendees or premier members. All is not good news, I cannot login. What the heck? I wonder if all the Apple Fanboy posts got me blacklisted. Haha!

21Jun/100

Climbing The Charts II

It is officially summer, time to enjoy the great weather and drop it like it is hot. Ha! What a cheesy segue, but whatever works. One week ago today, I published a post about little Luiz and commented that his video might go viral.

I think he is on his way. When I published the post, the video had a little over 300k views on YouTube. Today, the video has almost 1.3m views. Nice. Oh, that is not the best part. I just saw the video on the George Lopez Show.

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