iFind My Phone
Do you own an Android smartphone and want an application similar to "Find My iPhone" for iPhone? Lifehacker has published a "how-to" guide for Android users. The solution requires the Tasker automation application and a few minutes to roll some custom tasks.
Wait. The best part is yet to come. iPhone users have to pay a $99.00 annual fee to use the MobileMe service. Android users pay only a one-time fee of $6.00 +/- for Tasker. Nice!
The Ugly Tree
I am back with more nonsense. Are you ready? The UK has launched the world's first dating site for ugly people. The Ugly Bug Ball launched on Monday and caters specifically to those who are "aesthetically challenged". Move over, I am there.
Mr James, a multimillionaire entrepreneur from Mayfair, London, said: "It's a sad fact that up to half of the UK is made up of ugly people yet amazingly nobody has ever thought of providing a dating service for them. Some of these will be moderately ugly, but others will have fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down."
Bump Bump
Work is cramping my style this week, so the blog has to wait again! I will be back tomorrow with some more nonsense.
The Skinwich
The fast food restaurants are at it again. Kentucky Fried Chicken is testing a new sandwich in select locations. Are you ready for this one? Meet the Skinwich. The hearty sandwich is 5 layers of fried chicken skin, white American cheese, and bacon on a bun. Yum!
Hmm, are ready to jump in the hooptie and make a run to the nearest KFC? Hold up! There is no Skinwich sandwich. It is a hoax that is making its way across the web air waves or is it? Hoax or no hoax, I am passing on this one.
On an unrelated note, I want KFC to bring back Chicken Littles. The little sandwiches were the best! Oh, here is a quick question for the old school Chicken Little lovers. Did you 'flip' the patty before eating the sandwich?
Credit: Brain Residue
Snooki at Sears
I was at Sears returning an item and saw a Guidette who resembles the Oompa Loompa star of "Jersey Shore". Umm, before someone jumps to any conclusions, I do not watch Jersey Shore. Never have and never will.
The ONLY reason I know her name is because she is all over the place. One cannot escape the no talent, superficial, attention whores known as Jersey Shore. Anyway, to the Oompa Loompa at Sears, Loompaland is looking for you!
Site Maintenance
In the middle of performing some site maintenance, but wanted to publish a quick blurb. I am fixing some broken links and cleaning up the database, so you may experience an error or two. The site should be fully operational by tomorrow evening. Thanks!
Update: It appears the site maintenance may continue through Wednesday. I found quite a few broken links, corrupt plugins, and orphan media. I am fixing each problem, but you may stumble on a broken link or two in the archive section.
Droid 2 Deal
I stumbled on a Droid 2 deal, so I am passing it along. Let's Talk is offering a $100.00 instant discount (ends 08/16/10) off the Droid 2. If you select an eligible service plan, you can use coupon code 25RAFPCVER1 for another $25.00 off the $99.99 discounted price.
The coupon is working at the time of this post, but check it before you buy. Also, read all of the fine print too. Note tax is added for orders shipped to CA or TX and is based on the full retail price of the phone.
We Have Lift Off
Okay, this is the last post about Team Slater. His 15 minutes of fame are up, but I want to post the below video. WNBC has released security footage of Steven Slater's infamous exit at JFK airport. Most of the chute is blocked, crap!
Smartphone Quickies
Where do we start? This is a quickie post, so here we go. Verizon has released the Droid 2, AT&T will begin selling the Dell Streak tomorrow Friday the 13th, and iPhone users have the most sex partners (according to OKCupid).
Hold on, wait a minute. Are you telling me that if I get the "Jesus" phone, I will be tapping more ass? I was planning on buying an Android-based smartphone, but if it means less booty, that plan is out the window. Apple store, here I CUM! Bruahaha!
