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27Feb/110

Back Butt

I have another entry for Urban Dictionary, "Back Butt". The current entry defines a "Back Butt" as below. My definition of a "Back Butt" is a woman with NO ASS! Her butt is so flat, you cannot tell where her back ends and her butt starts. What do you think?

When a girl has large dimple like indentations on her lower back directly above her butt. This results in a sometimes sexy, strange occurrence called the back butt.

25Feb/110

Drive Angry

The Drive Angry 3D movie is in theaters today. The writers should consider writing a script for their sequel, Angry Driver. Watch a vigilante drive like hell to expire all of the stupid ass drivers in the country. Demolition and chaos in one action-packed 3D flick. Oh yeah!

24Feb/110

Desert Skiers

I stumbled on the below video, can someone explain to me what the hell is going on? Why are the drivers ski stunt driving in the desert? Move over drifters, desert skiing is the new fad driving sport.

22Feb/110

Entry Published

Urban Dictionary reviewed our entry and has decided to publish it. Look for 'Raquel Racer' in a few days. Below is an excerpt from their email. If you know any speeding women, refer to them as Raquel Racer. Thanks Urban Dictionary!

Thanks for your definition of Raquel Racer!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Raquel%20Racer

Urban Dictionary

21Feb/110

Barack Beats

Here is another video. The Golden Boy aka Barack Obama (impersonator) drops a beat. The actor should drop the Biggie voice and do it Ghetto Obama style. What do you think? Yes, I read the disclaimer on the video page.

This is NOT an Obama impression, I just did the video in my Obama character.

20Feb/110

The Myspace Movie

Check out 'The Myspace Movie' trailer. Before you run off to pre-order movie tickets, this is a spoof. There are no plans to make 'The Myspace Movie'. Well, at least I hope there are no plans. How about 'The My_ Movie'?

17Feb/110

Meat Curtains

Bruahaha! Finally, I heard someone use "Meat Curtains" in a sentence. A local radio station was asking listeners to define some urban terms and "Meat Curtains" was one of the words, nice. None of the callers guessed it, so the station threw in "Piss Flaps" as a hint. Haha.

15Feb/110

Project Beachhead

It is no secret that Activision has kicked Guitar Hero to the curb, but did you know about Beachhead Studios? I missed the announcement. Apparently, Beachhead Studios will focus on creating online content for Call of Duty. Read the snippet below.

The studio will focus "on the delivery, digitally, of new, innovative Call of Duty content and services will enable tens of millions of players around the world to continue to enjoy the experience that Call of Duty offers."

What the hell does that mean? Sounds like marketing non-sense to me. Hmm, let me take a guess. [pause]

14Feb/110

Valentine’s Day

I will keep this post short, Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, did you know that Valentine's Day is short for Saint Valentine's Day? No more triva, enjoy the day.

13Feb/110

French Eclipse

YouTube strikes again. Check out the below video of French beat box master EKLIPS. The 4 minute performance was filmed for Trace Urban. It is not Vin Diesel, so get that out of your head. Anyway, amazing beat box madness in your face. Nice!