30Sep/080
Don’t Cry …
Over spilled milk. The counter has reached zero, Milkman is AUDI. How time flies, it is hard to believe he milked the project for 3.5 years. Well, not so hard to believe because he was and is the Milkman.
Rumor has it the speeches, err, speech was brief and tears were absent as you milked the last dollars from the client. Could it be that the team was in shock that you are leaving? It couldn't be because they have nothing positive to say, is it? No!
I can think of many positive things to say, for example:
- You are the undisputed build breaker, #1 in my book.
- You have mad code branch highjacking skills (20+ builds is it? Everyone lost count)
- You hire friends and their friends regardless of skills (who needs .NET skills anyway)
- You have a command of procedural top-down programming (OOP is for losers)
- You milk your role past its time (you latched onto a development role like a pro)
- You are always right and others are wrong (except your derelict accomplice)
- You alienated and pissed off more people than you know (management hates you)
- And the list goes on and on. Damn!
