Pets and Science
Have you ever had a favorite pet that you loved like a part of your family and then they up and died on you? Well thanks to science you don't have to put up with that pesky heart break you might experience after such a loss. You broke your pet of that bad habit of pooping on the rug, you can break them of that nasty habit of leaving you by dying. That's right science shows us that your dog is just a bunch of DNA! So, when your pet kicks the bucket you don't have to have that tough talk with the kids... you just pick up your clone and your pet is good as new! Sure you will have to train them again, but you can give them cute names like Sparky 2.0 or Mr. Snuggles the Third! For more information on how to pick up your pet clone visit www.bestfriendsagain.com. Watch out for these other services coming soon... Mom and Dad Forever and Grandparents Never Die! Or why settle for raising your kids once when you can experience the joys all over again. Did your child end up a total nut job? Well now you can fix it, by being a better parent for their clone! Why should God get to have all the fun, when science can put you in control of your own life... or... lives?
May 22nd, 2008 - 17:16
So it’s a different dog with the same genes. You know…us mutli-celled organisms did away with asexual reproduction for a reason. Have fun with your genetic parasites.