PIZZA!!!
Scooter Boy and his boyfriend were able to hang out with us tonight. I had a great time drinking alone as usual. Wassup Jose wasn’t able to join us on this night’s escapade because he has herpes or something. That shit won’t fly around her, son. This is a Anti-H1N1 zone. I don’t care what you might think you have, but for the next two months anyone that coughs might as well have the black plaque.
Normally I wouldn’t give a shit about the usual media delusion over such a mild controversy, but these are delicate times. I imagine this is what most Americans go through. “Normally, I wouldn’t act like a jack-ass, but…” I will strive not to evoke this statement often, but I believe pregnancy allows me this paranoia.
Anyway, everything is on the up and up at the homestead. Get well soon mother fucker. Missed ya tonight.
November 12th, 2009 - 22:05
I have the Whine Flu! Hope to be back next week! Hmm, Scooter Boy and his boyfriend? Do I dare ask?