Unethical, Incompetent, Liars (teaser)
Oh yeah! This is a nice one, but I will hold off until next week. However, I will state that over the course of my career I have worked with all types of individuals. Most are friends and great people, but there are a small handful of idiots that I despise and will never work with again.
Interesting thing, I met and worked with two unethical, incompetent, liars at the same time on the same project. Lucky me! One loser is a so-called project manager and the other is, well, a legend in his own mind who writes some of the crappiest VB.NET code I have ever seen. Wait, it could be a tie between ... nope; this loser is the undisputed winner.
Ahh, more WTF candidate code samples come to mind. Nice. Well, just wanted to plant this seed, because these idiots suck ass, add zero value to the project, and single handedly ran the project into hell. Rest assured that it takes zero skill to do what you do and I am sure you will find comfort in knowing that the team member you are speaking to despises you.
Yes, even the manager, director, and executive you are speaking to hates your asses and cannot wait until you leave. By the way, great job ass holes! You have raised the bar to a new level. Wait there is more, as a parting gift I am going to tell my network of coworkers, friends, and others of your fine skills ... in case you find yourself looking for work.