Kicked To The Curb!
I just read the news, Ashton Kutcher is going to replace Charlie Sheen in "Two And a Half Men". I heard rumors that CBS was thinking about re-hiring Sheen. WTF! I thought CBS had no balls, but they came through and kicked Sheen to the curb. Nice job CBS!
Hump Day
[Will.i.am] Whatcha gonna do with all that junk. All that junk inside your trunk. [Fergie] I'ma get get get get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump. Haha. This week is dragging on, come on weekend. Hump day down, two to go! Enjoy the lady lumps below.
Happy Easter
For those who celebrate this religious day and/or enjoy the commercial side, Happy Easter 2011. That is it for tonight, I will be back tomorrow with more rants and random nonsense.
Easter, which celebrates Jesus Christ's resurrection from the dead, is Christianity's most important holiday. It has been called a moveable feast because it doesn't fall on a set date every year, as most holidays do. Instead, Christian churches in the West celebrate Easter on the first Sunday following the full moon after the vernal equinox on March 21. Therefore, Easter is observed anywhere between March 22 and April 25 every year.
Tongue Twista
You know the drill. I am swamped, so I publish a stupid place holder. Lame, but it has to be done. [pause]
Footsies Are Back
The sexy feet posts are not dead. If you recall, I hired a photographer to shoot a few sets for the blog. The photos were crap, so I dumped the photographer and started over. Well, it is time to revive the footsies. Stay tuned.
Linkedin Whore
If you have never heard the term, check the Urban Dictionary definition below. I would like to suggest a new term, "Linkedin Recommendation Whore". It is similar to Linkedin Whore, but specific to soliciting recommendations. [pause]
When someone solicits connections on "Linkedin" just to look like they have a bunch of friends. Trying to connect with people just to get a high number of "connections".
Three Guesses
Time is limited, so I am taking the easy route and publishing another Urban Pictionary word post. I will give you three guesses, but you should be able to guess it on the first try. Give it a shot; guess the word and Urban Dictionary definition. Okay, later!
More Pictionary
Here is the third Pictionary word. I will change it up tomorrow, so stop the bitching. Same thing, name the word and Urban Dictionary definition. Facebook members should know this one. Another giveaway. I need to stop being so damn generous. Ha!
Pictionary Word
Okay, here is another picture. Tell us the word and Urban Dictionary definition. This one is a giveaway. Do you need a hint? I have to make a run for the border, because I am pushing cotton! Later.
Urban Pictionary
Okay, it is time for some Urban Pictionary. You know the rules, check out the picture and tell us the word and Urban Dictionary definition. This one is easy.
