Well, why the follow up post? Because, I was poking around on a popular forum and I came across a post asking for help with a .NET and ASP site. Nah, could it be the same moron? It is the same "guru", haha! Apparently, the site launched but is plagued with issues.

The architect * rolls eyes * is looking for someone to fix the bugs and implement some core features. Man, I am glad that I declined the work. My instinct told me to kick it to the curb and I was right. Anyone want to help? He will pay you $15 per hour. Bruahaha. LAME!

Listen up mobile heads, develop for Android! In a couple years, Android is going to be THE dominant mobile platform. Believe it. Plus, no need to deal with the proprietary hardware or bullshit publishing requirements. Later, got to get my Android on!

Foursquare for Windows Phone 7 is a complete example of a Windows mobile solution. The initial code was imported on March 29th, so the project is fairly new. Thanks to Touchality for sharing the project with the open source community. Nice!

There is an ongoing debate between the C# & VB camps over everything and anything, but we all know both .NET languages compile into MSIL and then JIT'd to O/S specific machine code. Aside from some language differences, it is all the same shit!

It is apparent the employer does not know what the fuck they are talking about. Oh, here is another nugget to consider. Some of us know the employer! Lame. Lastly, I know VB guys who can kick their entire team's ass. Bets anyone?

My favorite part is how the page communicates with the data store directly. Fat clients are here to stay. Design patterns, n-tier architectural patterns, and strong-typed languages are for losers! BTW, WordPress still cannot correctly render code snippets. Lame.

Dim UserName As String
Dim oConn As SqlConnection
Dim oCmd1 As SqlCommand
Dim oCmd2 As SqlCommand
Dim oCmd3 As SqlCommand
Dim aConfig As ConfigurationSettings
Dim strConn As String
Dim strSQL As String
Dim LastActivity As string
Dim MemberID As String = ""
Dim Inactive as Boolean

Private Sub Page_Load()
Dim dr As SqlDataReader

MemberID = Request.Cookies("Site")("MEMBERID")
strConn = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings("ConnectionString")
oConn = New SqlConnection(strConn)
Inactive = False

oConn.Open()
If trim(MemberID & "") <> "" Then
strSQL = "sp_Member @MODE='GETLASTACTIVITY',@MemberID=" & MemberID
oCmd1 = New SqlCommand(strSQL, oConn)
dr = oCmd1.ExecuteReader()
While dr.Read()
LastActivity = dr("LastActivity")
End While
dr.Close()
Inactive = DateDiff("n",LastActivity,Now()) > 30
End If
End Sub

In addition to his daily crap, the mofo spent countless hours "managing" bugs. Think about this for one minute. The team was using a tool, which supported bug tracking, assignment, routing, and reporting. Why was the turd manager micro-managing the bugs?

Simple, the mofo was "making" work for himself. Hold up, wait a minute. That reminds me of another loser that used to make work for himself. We are surrounded by turds. Watch your step people, turds ahead! Arrgghh.

No doubt, I made the right decision. I have enough headaches as it is, so I kicked it to the curb. Even with a higher rate, I still think I would have come to the same conclusion. "Not going to happen!"

Well, I was given access to the source code and quickly learned that the application uses a hybrid architecture comprised of new technologies and 10 year old scripting crap. Ahh, NO THANKS! I am not prepared to go back in time and work with archaic technologies.

Inquiring minds wanted to know, so I asked the architect why he selected the technologies and his response was, "I know ASP and am comfortable with it." Okay, but as a technologist your choice of technologies should not be dictated by your comfort level. Lame!

The story get better, the ASP architecture is the foundation for a new social media startup company in the Bay. WTF! I would expect RoR, PHP, .NET, Python for the "kewl" factor but that is not the case. I am going to decline, anyone interested in the job?

Let me guess, the SQL architect will be billed at a $105 per hour CMAS rate and the vendor is paying only $60. I think I know who the cheap vendor is too!! Does the vendor name start with an "E", "K", "H", or "T"? Losers!

Senior Database Architect wanted (Sacramento)

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Date: 2009-09-29, 11:56PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-nbkbv-1399262877@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Senior Database Architect For Est. 8 to 10 weeks
(Local Sacramento Candidates Only For Onsite work)

DURATION
Client is requesting the services of one Senior Database Architect consultant. The contract term estimated to be October 7, 2009 through December 15, 2009. Total estimated work hours for this contract are 270. Additional services may be required if an unanticipated task is discovered, such as, but not limited to, additional requirements discovered during the system analysis. In such event, the client may amend the contract for additional work.

PROJECT BACKGROUND & SUMMARY
The project entails working on an existing automated claim processing system which is a custom web-based for claims processing, tracking and reporting system built using Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 tools, including VB.net, ASP 2.0, Team Foundation Server, SQL Server 2005, automated facsimiles, and document imaging. It is a multi-tiered, object oriented and highly secure extranet application that interfaces with mainframe, document management, fax, and printer systems.

SCOPE OF SERVICES
The general tasks for the purpose of this contract are to re-engineer existing data sources, including the following:
a. Review existing logical and physical database models to identify structural changes that will maximize robustness and performance
b. Analyze application and database issues to assess performance, scalability, availability and maintainability
c. Develop and review test procedures
d. Develop estimates and schedules on best methods of implementing design solutions

YOUR BACKGROUND

You must have minimum 10 years MS Platform experience particularly in MS SQL SERVER db design and implementation. Experience must include re-engineering data sources for increased performance and leading architectural design for complex problem solutions. Must provide two project references.

RESUME DUE BY FRIDAY OCT 2, 2009

We’re seeking an independent 1099 contractor. Must submit at least 3 professional references and 2 project references in your resume. Please be available for phone or in-person interview on Oct 3 or 4. If you are selected for the project, please be available on Oct 6 or 7 for client interview in Sacramento and possibly start on the same day.

Location: Sacramento
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $60/hour (1099 Contract)