Old Farts
Hmm, why do we call older people "Old Farts"? Wiktionary and other sources define an old fart as an elderly person who holds views that are considered old-fashioned. If this is true, our country is run by old farts. Quick PSA. Remove Reid and Pelosi NOW! End PSA.
Anyway, back to the definition of old farts. It just doesn't click for me. I would be inclined to think that we call elderly people old farts, because their farts are "Old" or they cannot control their asses and they drop the "F" bombs like it is nobody's business.
Also, wassup with the old guys wearing both suspenders AND a belt. What the hell is that? I can see using one or the other, but not both. Where the hell do the old timers think their pants are going? I just do not get it. I am out.
Tapping That Ass
Haha! I get to use "Tapping That Ass" again, who would have ever guessed? Check this out, I stumbled on another website. Yeah, yeah. The website is "Can I Tap That" .COM, which asks visitors to text someone and ask them "Can I Tap That?" and post the response.
I read a couple of pages, but think the site is boring. But that is just me. Okay, ass tappers go ahead and text someone and ask them if you can "Tap That". Post your response on the website and see if it makes the Top Taps List.
Best Answer
I heart Yahoo! Answers, because you just never know when you are going to stumble on a gem. Below is a classic example. The poster asks if she can get pregnant from "Tappin that ass". Haha, I have always wanted to use that phrase in a post.
Back to the question. I guess it's a valid question, so let's leave it at that. The topic of this post is not the question, but the answer. The responder answered the question with some funky ASCII art. Nice.
More Apple Humor
I think it's time to change it up, because this is the third Apple-related post in two days. I will change the theme tomorrow, but have to wrap up the day with the below photo. The photo speaks for itself, haha!
New Apple Product
Hey, check this out. There is buzz all over the dub dub dub that Apple is working on a new product. What is all the buzz about? Insiders "claim" that Apple is working on an iPad Nano, which has a new content delivery model aka the "iBooklet".
Yup! An iPad Nano that will look and function EXACTLY like the Apple iPod Touch, but cost more of course. Industry experts are speculating that Apple may add phone capabilities to future versions of the iPad Nano too. Man, how does Steve Jobs do it?
Shake This Weight
Has anyone seen the Shake Weight infomercial? The Shake Weight was designed specifically for women. No shit. Ladies, do you want to earn cold HARD cash while you sexercise? Well, come and shake this weight. Bruahaha!
Ask Wassup Jose
I just dropped the "media whore" post and had a great idea. I am thinking about starting an "Ask Wassup Jose" section, so readers can ask whatever they want. Sort of like Dear Abby, Yahoo! Answers, and KGB Answers. What do you think? Check the example below:
Reader: WassupJose, I think I have genital warts. What shall I do?
WassupJose: I think you should stop sleeping with frogs. Duh!
No Love for White Chocolate
The Golden Boy is getting no love these days. His "party" fucked up the health care reform with their corrupt, self-serving, back room deals and now Democrats are dropping like flies (retiring or not running for re-election). Good riddance!
Anyway, enough small talk. More and more, I am seeing "Impeach Obama" posts across the Internet. I think the honeymoon period for many people is over and it is time to bitch. And to think he rated himself a "B+". Haha!
Big Ass iPod Touch II
Move over bad news, because it's time for a bit of iPad humor. Last week, Walt released his interview with Steve Jobs. Listen to the interview closely, haha! Steve himself confirms that the iPad is nothing more than a big ass iPod Touch. Was I right or was I right?
Make Another Offer
Every once in a blue moon, I receive unsolicited emails inquiring to buy one of my domains. I am not sure why, because most of the domains are so-so. You know, not great but not ass stupid either. Anyway, I was offered $450.00 for one of my domain names today.
Hmm, "Fo Fiddy?" I could treat myself to Korean BBQ, Bay Area Massage, and have a couple bucks left over to pay a bill or two. Before I respond, I want to try one of the FREE domain name appraisal services and check the registrars.