Wassup Jose

IsSexIllogical()

It returns a boolean. Although, without looking into the method further, I’m sure it’s hardcoded to always return false. Nice work guys!

This is a little bit better than Catch sex as System.Exception.

I run on the threadmill several times a week, but do not have the brute power of this fool demolishing the threadmill! Check out his homeboy lounging in the chair, just chillin’ while his boy is doing a face plant. Bruhahah!

I stumbled into a general topic forum and found some oldies but goodies … yo mama jokes, nice. The first thing that came to mind is the stupid yo mama show on MTV with the dork from that 70’s show. Wilmer trying to be tough acting like a fool!

Here is the first one: Yo mama so fat, I had to put her behind the fold … boo!

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This is not a review, but I can not get the catchy line below out of my head. It is a play on the Mullet line, “Business in the front and party in the back”. You have to see the movie to put it into context, but here it is “Liquor in the front and Poker in the back”. Bruahaha!

Okay, here is another code snippet. I am assisting another site owner and I found DIV tags in both Spanish and English, which makes me think the HTML author may speak Spanglish. I am now looking forward to finding Ebonics embedded in code, nice. Check it:

 BTW - I had to capture the screen, because the WordPress <code></code> tag is LAME!

I am assisting an owner (i.e. buyer) of a popular PHP-based social networking platform with query optimization and noticed the following:


{
  $smarty->assign('header', $message[23]);
  $smarty->assign('message', $message[28]);
  $smarty->assign('footer', $message[29]);
}


The above is part of the internationalization support, but I find it odd that the developers did not use a common enumeration versus using magic numbers throughout the code. Let me see, what is the ordinal for that error message … hmm.

A little dated, but still funny. Check it.