The Skinwich
The fast food restaurants are at it again. Kentucky Fried Chicken is testing a new sandwich in select locations. Are you ready for this one? Meet the Skinwich. The hearty sandwich is 5 layers of fried chicken skin, white American cheese, and bacon on a bun. Yum!
Hmm, are ready to jump in the hooptie and make a run to the nearest KFC? Hold up! There is no Skinwich sandwich. It is a hoax that is making its way across the web air waves or is it? Hoax or no hoax, I am passing on this one.
On an unrelated note, I want KFC to bring back Chicken Littles. The little sandwiches were the best! Oh, here is a quick question for the old school Chicken Little lovers. Did you 'flip' the patty before eating the sandwich?
Credit: Brain Residue
Snooki at Sears
I was at Sears returning an item and saw a Guidette who resembles the Oompa Loompa star of "Jersey Shore". Umm, before someone jumps to any conclusions, I do not watch Jersey Shore. Never have and never will.
The ONLY reason I know her name is because she is all over the place. One cannot escape the no talent, superficial, attention whores known as Jersey Shore. Anyway, to the Oompa Loompa at Sears, Loompaland is looking for you!
We Have Lift Off
Okay, this is the last post about Team Slater. His 15 minutes of fame are up, but I want to post the below video. WNBC has released security footage of Steven Slater's infamous exit at JFK airport. Most of the chute is blocked, crap!
Smartphone Quickies
Where do we start? This is a quickie post, so here we go. Verizon has released the Droid 2, AT&T will begin selling the Dell Streak tomorrow Friday the 13th, and iPhone users have the most sex partners (according to OKCupid).
Hold on, wait a minute. Are you telling me that if I get the "Jesus" phone, I will be tapping more ass? I was planning on buying an Android-based smartphone, but if it means less booty, that plan is out the window. Apple store, here I CUM! Bruahaha!
Team Slater
Move over Team Edward and Team Jacob. Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant, who made the two fisted chute escape at JFK is leading Team Slater. If you are tired of putting up with rude ass customers, join Team Slater and kick your job to the curb! Haha.
Geronimo!
Ha! I stumbled on an interesting news post titled, "Flight Attendant Pops Emergency Chute, Escapes Plane at JFK". Hmm, airport drama is always an interesting read, let me check this out. I was correct, airport drama is whacked out. Below is an excerpt from the post:
A jetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at John F. Kennedy airport Monday, an airport official said.
The best part of the news post has to be the two fisted getaway. The visual is hilarious. Yo! Does anyone know if the passengers captured the incident on video? Where are the mobile videographers when you need them? YouTube link anyone? Bueller?
Smelly Pirate Hooker
Harry Hanrahan aka HH aka HH1Edits (YouTube) has released another video. He published a compilation of "The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time." Warning! The video is NOT safe for work, so keep it on the down low or pop in the earbuds.
The video captures many classic insults, but some of my favorites appear to be missing from the list. Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy 10 minutes of insults from some of your favorite movies. Haha!
Ear Juice
The title sounds gross, but it is not what you think or maybe it is. I stumbled on a beverage with an "interesting" Chinglish translation. It is a drink named, "The Jew's Ear Juice". Hmm, I am afraid to ask what it contains but I will take one on the rocks. Bottoms up!
Oh Yes They Did
I was going to publish another post, but decided to kick the iPhone antenna fiasco in the nuts one more time. If you did not know, Apple claims that all smartphones have the same signal loss (antenna) issues as the iPhone. Well, RIM and Nokia disagree. Double biatch slap!
RIM (Research In Motion):
"Apple's attempt to draw RIM into Apple's self-made debacle is unacceptable. Apple's claims about RIM products appear to be deliberate attempts to distort the public's understanding of an antenna design issue and to deflect attention from Apple's difficult situation. RIM is a global leader in antenna design and has been successfully designing industry-leading wireless data products with efficient and effective radio performance for over 20 years. During that time, RIM has avoided designs like the one Apple used in the iPhone 4 and instead has used innovative designs which reduce the risk for dropped calls, especially in areas of lower coverage. One thing is for certain, RIM's customers don't need to use a case for their BlackBerry smartphone to maintain proper connectivity. Apple clearly made certain design decisions and it should take responsibility for these decisions rather than trying to draw RIM and others into a situation that relates specifically to Apple."
Nokia:
"Antenna design is a complex subject and has been a core competence at Nokia for decades, across hundreds of phone models. Nokia was the pioneer in internal antennas; the Nokia 8810, launched in 1998, was the first commercial phone with this feature.
Nokia has invested thousands of man hours in studying human behavior, including how people hold their phones for calls, music playing, web browsing and so on. As you would expect from a company focused on connecting people, we prioritize antenna performance over physical design if they are ever in conflict.
In general, antenna performance of a mobile device/phone may be affected with a tight grip, depending on how the device is held. That's why Nokia designs our phones to ensure acceptable performance in all real life cases, for example when the phone is held in either hand. Nokia has invested thousands of man hours in studying how people hold their phones and allows for this in designs, for example by having antennas both at the top and bottom of the phone and by careful selection of materials and their use in the mechanical design."
Drop A Beat, Vince!
Here is another classic from Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi. He is promoting Eminem's Recovery album using the familiar Slap Chop format. The best part has to be, ahhh, I will let you find out for yourself.