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	<title>Wassup Jose &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>Weblog nonsense at its best!</description>
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		<title>Smelly Pirate Hooker</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harry Hanrahan aka HH aka HH1Edits (YouTube) has released another video. He published a compilation of "The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time." Warning! The video is NOT safe for work, so keep it on the down low or pop in the earbuds. The video captures many classic insults, but some of my favorites [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Harry Hanrahan aka HH aka HH1Edits (YouTube) has released another video. He published a compilation of "The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time." Warning! The video is NOT safe for work, so keep it on the down low or pop in the earbuds.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The video captures many classic insults, but some of my favorites appear to be missing from the list. Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy 10 minutes of insults from some of your favorite movies. Haha!</p>
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		<title>Ear Juice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The title sounds gross, but it is not what you think or maybe it is. I stumbled on a beverage with an "interesting" Chinglish translation. It is a drink named, "The Jew's Ear Juice". Hmm, I am afraid to ask what it contains but I will take one on the rocks. Bottoms up!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">The title sounds gross, but it is not what you think or maybe it is. I stumbled on a beverage with an "interesting" Chinglish translation. It is a drink named, "The Jew's Ear Juice". Hmm, I am afraid to ask what it contains but I will take one on the rocks. Bottoms up!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13657" title="The Jew's Ear Juice" src="http://www.wassupjose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ear_juice.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="407" /></p>
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		<title>Oh Yes They Did</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 06:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to publish another post, but decided to kick the iPhone antenna fiasco in the nuts one more time. If you did not know, Apple claims that all smartphones have the same signal loss (antenna) issues as the iPhone. Well, RIM and Nokia disagree. Double biatch slap! RIM (Research In Motion): "Apple's attempt [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">I was going to publish another post, but decided to kick the iPhone antenna fiasco in the nuts one more time. If you did not know, Apple claims that all smartphones have the same signal loss (antenna) issues as the iPhone. Well, RIM and Nokia disagree. Double biatch slap!</p>
<p>RIM (Research In Motion):</p>
<blockquote><p>"Apple's attempt to draw RIM into Apple's self-made debacle is unacceptable. Apple's claims about RIM products appear to be deliberate attempts to distort the public's understanding of an antenna design issue and to deflect attention from Apple's difficult situation. RIM is a global leader in antenna design and has been successfully designing industry-leading wireless data products with efficient and effective radio performance for over 20 years. During that time, RIM has avoided designs like the one Apple used in the iPhone 4 and instead has used innovative designs which reduce the risk for dropped calls, especially in areas of lower coverage. One thing is for certain, RIM's customers don't need to use a case for their BlackBerry smartphone to maintain proper connectivity. Apple clearly made certain design decisions and it should take responsibility for these decisions rather than trying to draw RIM and others into a situation that relates specifically to Apple."</p></blockquote>
<p>Nokia:</p>
<blockquote><p>"Antenna design is a complex subject and has been a core competence at Nokia for decades, across hundreds of phone models. Nokia was the pioneer in internal antennas; the Nokia 8810, launched in 1998, was the first commercial phone with this feature.</p>
<p>Nokia has invested thousands of man hours in studying human behavior, including how people hold their phones for calls, music playing, web browsing and so on. As you would expect from a company focused on connecting people, we prioritize antenna performance over physical design if they are ever in conflict.</p>
<p>In general, antenna performance of a mobile device/phone may be affected with a tight grip, depending on how the device is held. That's why Nokia designs our phones to ensure acceptable performance in all real life cases, for example when the phone is held in either hand. Nokia has invested thousands of man hours in studying how people hold their phones and allows for this in designs, for example by having antennas both at the top and bottom of the phone and by careful selection of materials and their use in the mechanical design."</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Drop A Beat, Vince!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 04:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is another classic from Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi. He is promoting Eminem's Recovery album using the familiar Slap Chop format. The best part has to be, ahhh, I will let you find out for yourself.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Here is another classic from Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi. He is promoting Eminem's Recovery album using the familiar Slap Chop format. The best part has to be, ahhh, I will let you find out for yourself.</p>
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		<title>Foil Engineers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Attention aluminum foil engineers. Do you want to apply your MAD antenna making skills in the hot mobile device market? If you answered yes, Apple has several openings for antenna engineers. Rumor has it that no experience is necessary. Bruahaha! Btw, the requisitions have nothing to do with the recent iPhone 4 antenna issue. It [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Attention aluminum foil engineers. Do you want to apply your MAD antenna making skills in the hot mobile device market? If you answered yes, Apple has several openings for antenna engineers. Rumor has it that no experience is necessary. Bruahaha!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Btw, the requisitions have nothing to do with the recent iPhone 4 antenna issue. It is just a coincidence, so get that crap out of your head. Follow the links to your dream job now, <a title="Apple Antenna Engineer" href="http://bit.ly/dwkzWi" target="_blank">Requisition #1</a>, <a title="Apple Antenna Engineer" href="http://bit.ly/ceX91z" target="_blank">Requisition #2</a>, and <a title="Apple Antenna Engineer" href="http://bit.ly/9Pbuoz" target="_blank">Requisition #3</a>.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13613" title="Antenna Engineer" src="http://www.wassupjose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/antenna_engineer.png" alt="" width="500" height="190" /></p>
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		<title>Google Finds Waldo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 06:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha, leave it to Google to find Waldo. I was checking out some funny street view photos and stumbled on the photo of Waldo chillin on the street. Was this photo staged? Anyway, I was curious so I navigated to 77 Putney High Street, Wandsworth, UK and there he is! Nice.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Ha, leave it to Google to find Waldo. I was checking out some funny street view photos and stumbled on the photo of Waldo chillin on the street. Was this photo staged? Anyway, I was curious so I navigated to 77 Putney High Street, Wandsworth, UK and there he is! Nice.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13611" title="Google Finds Waldo" src="http://www.wassupjose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/waldo_streetview.png" alt="" width="500" height="220" /></p>
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		<title>Walmart Shoppers</title>
		<link>http://www.wassupjose.com/photo/walmart-shoppers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 06:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Attention Walmart Shoppers, Jesus was spotted in aisle four. If you have never shopped at Walmart you are missing out. The super retailer attracts all kinds of people, including Jesus and other 'interesting' folks (I am being kind). I have seen my fair share of gems, which words cannot describe. No problem, I am going to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Attention Walmart Shoppers, Jesus was spotted in aisle four. If you have never shopped at Walmart you are missing out. The super retailer attracts all kinds of people, including Jesus and other 'interesting' folks (I am being kind).</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I have seen my fair share of gems, which words cannot describe. No problem, I am going to share the wealth. Check out the '<a title="People of Walmart" href="http://bit.ly/kaEmy" target="_blank">People of Walmart</a>' for a glimpse into the magical world of Walmart. Not all shoppers are this charismatic of course.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13607" title="Jesus Walmart Shopper" src="http://www.wassupjose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/jesus_shopper.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="313" /></p>
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		<title>Fanboy Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.wassupjose.com/humor/fanboy-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 06:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup, today is 'THE' day. No need to go into details, just check out the image below. I had a chance to check out the iPhone 4 and it is alright. Nothing revolutionary. Back in 2007, the iPhone was the hottest thing since slice bread. Today, the iPhone is just another phone. The iPhone 4 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Yup, today is 'THE' day. No need to go into details, just check out the image below. I had a chance to check out the iPhone 4 and it is alright. Nothing revolutionary. Back in 2007, the iPhone was the hottest thing since slice bread.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Today, the iPhone is just another phone. The iPhone 4 is not the most advanced phone by any means and lacks in several areas. No big deal. I think the frenzy is more about the 'cult' Apple has created versus a true demand for their hardware. Pre-order iPhone 5 NOW, ha!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13600" title="Apple Fanboy Biatch!" src="http://www.wassupjose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fanboy_biatch.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="351" /></p>
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		<title>Climbing The Charts II</title>
		<link>http://www.wassupjose.com/video/climbing-the-charts-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 04:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is officially summer, time to enjoy the great weather and drop it like it is hot. Ha! What a cheesy segue, but whatever works. One week ago today, I published a post about little Luiz and commented that his video might go viral. I think he is on his way. When I published the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">It is officially summer, time to enjoy the great weather and drop it like it is hot. Ha! What a cheesy segue, but whatever works. One week ago today, I published a <a title="Little Luiz Dance Video" href="http://bit.ly/9PYUUl" target="_blank">post</a> about little Luiz and commented that his video might go viral.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I think he is on his way. When I published the post, the video had a little over 300k views on YouTube. Today, the video has almost 1.3m views. Nice. Oh, that is not the best part. I just saw the video on the George Lopez Show.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.wassupjose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/chart_topper.png" alt="" title="Chart Topper" width="500" height="222" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13594" /></p>
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		<title>Climbing The Charts</title>
		<link>http://www.wassupjose.com/video/climbing-the-charts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 06:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WassupJose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a video that is climbing the charts. It might not go viral, but it is getting a fair share of views. The Single Ladies baby was cute, but little Luiz drops it low, points, and throws in some Latin vogue for good measure. You got served Brazilian style!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Here is a video that is climbing the charts. It might not go viral, but it is getting a fair share of views. The Single Ladies baby was cute, but little Luiz drops it low, points, and throws in some Latin vogue for good measure. You got served Brazilian style!</p>
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