Yasmine “Duke”
I saw the below video last week, but I forgot all about it. Loser! Anyway, the video has gone viral with 3+ million views in less than 2 weeks. The clip is of Yasmine Villasana launching her Chevy Impala over a toll booth at Dallas-Fort Worth International.
Accidents are NO laughing matter, but I have to admit that I was rolling like a mofo when I watched the video appropriately titled, "Drunk Driver Goes All General Lee Out of DFW". If you do not know what "Goes All General Lee" is referring to, get your wiki on and return.
The General Lee is the automobile driven by the Duke cousins Bo and Luke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard. It is known for the chases and stunts, especially high jumps, in almost every episode.
So for her Dukes of Hazzard-like jump out of DFW, Wassup Jose wants to recognize Yasmine as an "un-official" Duke. BTW, Yasmine is a bartender and according to her Facebook page is "bored". I hope this shit woke your ass up.
Whoomp! (There He Is)
Let's go back in time to year 1993. Where was Barack Obama when the Tag Team released, "Whoomp! (There It Is)"? Rumor has it that he was getting his game on in the video. Check out 1:01 - 1:02 of the video and judge for yourself. Haha.
Chorizo Tacos
Haha! When Land of the Lost (2009) came out, I decided to pass and wait for the DVD. Well, I do not know if the movie was released on DVD, but I just caught it on cable. Surprise. The movie was not bad (considering I am pickier than a mofo).
I am not much of a Will Ferrell fan, but I liked the movie. Goofy science fiction with several crack up moments. Below is one of my favorite scenes aka "Chorizo Tacos". The scene just before this one is funny too. Check YouTube for more clips and decide for yourself.
Batmobile for Sale
Listen up closet crime fighters! I have stumbled on the "deal" of the century. Gabe, no not that Gabe, is selling his cherished Batmobile for the low price of $600 USD. The car is based on a '94 Grand Am and has been customized to "loosely" resemble the Batmobile.
The Batmobile has 135k+ miles on it and includes custom rear fins, reshaped front end, and the infamous Batman logo on the roof. Wait a minute, there is more. It has a new alternator and is street legal. Check out the Craigslist ad now.
Matching Jeans
Haha! I did a quick search for iPad pants and viola! Below are the matching jeans to go with that iPad t-shirt. Try sitting down with that stuffed in your pants. Apparently, the jeans are just a concept at this time. Pony up fanboys, get these to production ASAP!
iPad Ware
Bruahaha! I do not know WEAR to begin, so I will let the photo below speak for itself. What you do not get it? Get the apple out of your ass and take another look. The below photo is a t-shirt with a BIG ASS pocket for an iPad. * shakes head * Enough said. I am out of here!
Worst Commercial
There are many crappy commercials out there, but one commercial takes the cake. I would rank it as one of the worst ever. Without further ado, I bring you 'Education Connection'. I cringe even as I type the name. Damn!
I do not know what is worse, the irritating jingle or 'rapingle' (yeah, I just made that up) or the lame-o actress. Whatever it is, I cannot stand this commercial. Am I alone on this or do others want to bounce their TV when the commercial airs?
Nexus One Is Back!
Haha! This one is classic. I stumbled on a video of a Nexus One running Microsoft Windows 3.11. Check out the video below. Talk about mixing new school with old school. If you want to pimp your Nexus One too, follow the step-by-step instructions.
Dancers Head South
I had arranged for the infamous Sum Yum Do (aka M.I.L.M.) dance to be recorded on video, but I just learned that the "agreements" went south. G-man inquired about the video, so I followed up with the dancers. No go!
One dancer is gone (deleted her profile) and the other is not responding to emails. WTF? It is not like I asked them to do it for free; I was going to pay them cold cash to drop it like it is hot. Crap! Looks like I have to find someone else to do the video. Lame, lame, lame!
Executive Poser
Just read some excerpts from an interview of Yahoo! CEO, Carol Bartz. Let's jump right into the meat and potatoes. Apparently, Yahoo's CEO is predicting trouble for the big 'G'. Is she whacked or what? I think it is the former. Read on.
Google is going to have a problem because Google is only known for search...It is only half our business; it's 99.9% of their business. They've got to find other things to do...Google has to grow a company the size of Yahoo every year to be interesting.
I think "someone" needs to stop focusing on others and focus on one's own train wreck. I want to address the above comment. Google is NOT only known for search. Search is their primary market, but they have "found other things to do".