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23Jul/101

Ear Juice

The title sounds gross, but it is not what you think or maybe it is. I stumbled on a beverage with an "interesting" Chinglish translation. It is a drink named, "The Jew's Ear Juice". Hmm, I am afraid to ask what it contains but I will take one on the rocks. Bottoms up!

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29Jun/101

Google Finds Waldo

Ha, leave it to Google to find Waldo. I was checking out some funny street view photos and stumbled on the photo of Waldo chillin on the street. Was this photo staged? Anyway, I was curious so I navigated to 77 Putney High Street, Wandsworth, UK and there he is! Nice.

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28Jun/101

Walmart Shoppers

Attention Walmart Shoppers, Jesus was spotted in aisle four. If you have never shopped at Walmart you are missing out. The super retailer attracts all kinds of people, including Jesus and other 'interesting' folks (I am being kind).

I have seen my fair share of gems, which words cannot describe. No problem, I am going to share the wealth. Check out the 'People of Walmart' for a glimpse into the magical world of Walmart. Not all shoppers are this charismatic of course.

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7Jun/101

Bling Bling

I frequently visit auto enthusiast forums to check out the latest car models and customizing trends. Damn! There are some great looking rides out there! Classic, Muscle, Import, etc. I like them all, but what is up with the trend for chrome and gold plating the entire car?

The first plated car I saw was a Benz from Dubai. I did not think much of it at the time, but I am seeing more and more plated cars. Is this the latest 'little big man' status symbol? I like the car, but the chrome has to go. Thoughts?

Filed under: Automotive, Photo 1 Comment
5Jun/101

Liberty Lambo

Asanti Wheels has a badass Murcielago in their vehicle gallery. As a matter of fact, it is the same one I have seen in their published ads. The Verde Ithaca (flue green) paint with black accents looks hot, but what caught my eye is the unusually low profile (tucking rears).

Alright, who owns this beast? Check out the license plate, it reads, "LB Performance" as in Japanese tuning company Liberty Walk. The company sells various parts for the Murcielago, including an air suspension kit to achieve that badass low profile. Nice!

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10Apr/101

Private Screening Feedback

As mentioned a couple days ago, I am starting over on the photo sets for the website. The first attempt at hiring a freelance went south. It was a waste of time and money, but I put the smack down on that shit. Check out some of the comments I received, DAMN!

  • ... this photography isn't very good.
  • ... the focus and overexposure are unexcusable.
  • ... casting really bad shadows on her own body, that's really sloppy.
  • ... so bright you can't see anything, like her ankles, the shot is ruined.
  • ... you can't have one spot that is 200% brighter.
  • ... feels like someone's first attempt.
  • ... they seem to have no skill or training at photography.
  • ... her stuff is pretty consistently bad.
  • ... don't know why she thinks she should be a photographer.
  • ... her very best shot is pretty mediocre.
Filed under: Photo, Review 1 Comment
6Apr/102

Fired Photographer

It is a done deal. I fired the photographer that shot the initial sets for the website. Most of the sets are out of focus and over exposed, what the hell! I needed a second opinion, so I paid two professional photographers to critique the photos.

Damn! Both had nothing but BAD things to say about the photo sets. One even commented that the photographer produced below average work and should QUIT the profession. The photos are pretty bad. Well, time for a do over. Stay tuned for an update.

Filed under: News, Photo 2 Comments
1Mar/101

More Apple Humor

I think it's time to change it up, because this is the third Apple-related post in two days. I will change the theme tomorrow, but have to wrap up the day with the below photo. The photo speaks for itself, haha!

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1Mar/100

The Apple iTable

Look what I stumbled on while browsing through the latest from Google Reader. The must-have for the Apple Elitist that has everything. An Apple iTable coffee table. It's available in classic white, black, and sunny yellow. Nice! Order yours today at ginepro.org.

23Jan/100

Need A Ride?

If you need a ride, call the dude below. Oh, note how NONE of the passengers are wearing a helmet. I guess helmet laws don't apply to one's passengers. Besides being "ghetto", it is unsafe. Check out the kids dangling on the side! Also, is the woman pregnant? Crazy!

Photo: Migs

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