Walmart Shoppers
Attention Walmart Shoppers, Jesus was spotted in aisle four. If you have never shopped at Walmart you are missing out. The super retailer attracts all kinds of people, including Jesus and other 'interesting' folks (I am being kind).
I have seen my fair share of gems, which words cannot describe. No problem, I am going to share the wealth. Check out the 'People of Walmart' for a glimpse into the magical world of Walmart. Not all shoppers are this charismatic of course.
Bling Bling
I frequently visit auto enthusiast forums to check out the latest car models and customizing trends. Damn! There are some great looking rides out there! Classic, Muscle, Import, etc. I like them all, but what is up with the trend for chrome and gold plating the entire car?
The first plated car I saw was a Benz from Dubai. I did not think much of it at the time, but I am seeing more and more plated cars. Is this the latest 'little big man' status symbol? I like the car, but the chrome has to go. Thoughts?
Liberty Lambo
Asanti Wheels has a badass Murcielago in their vehicle gallery. As a matter of fact, it is the same one I have seen in their published ads. The Verde Ithaca (flue green) paint with black accents looks hot, but what caught my eye is the unusually low profile (tucking rears).
Alright, who owns this beast? Check out the license plate, it reads, "LB Performance" as in Japanese tuning company Liberty Walk. The company sells various parts for the Murcielago, including an air suspension kit to achieve that badass low profile. Nice!
Fired Photographer
It is a done deal. I fired the photographer that shot the initial sets for the website. Most of the sets are out of focus and over exposed, what the hell! I needed a second opinion, so I paid two professional photographers to critique the photos.
Damn! Both had nothing but BAD things to say about the photo sets. One even commented that the photographer produced below average work and should QUIT the profession. The photos are pretty bad. Well, time for a do over. Stay tuned for an update.
More Apple Humor
I think it's time to change it up, because this is the third Apple-related post in two days. I will change the theme tomorrow, but have to wrap up the day with the below photo. The photo speaks for itself, haha!
The Apple iTable
Look what I stumbled on while browsing through the latest from Google Reader. The must-have for the Apple Elitist that has everything. An Apple iTable coffee table. It's available in classic white, black, and sunny yellow. Nice! Order yours today at ginepro.org.
Need A Ride?
If you need a ride, call the dude below. Oh, note how NONE of the passengers are wearing a helmet. I guess helmet laws don't apply to one's passengers. Besides being "ghetto", it is unsafe. Check out the kids dangling on the side! Also, is the woman pregnant? Crazy!
Photo: Migs
Baio’s TwitPic
Readers know that I do not use Twitter, but I do keep an ear open for dumb Twitter news. Well, here is one for the books. A photo of Michelle Obama was published on TwitPic.com, which has some people's panties in a bunch.
Scott Baio, best known as Chachi, posted the below picture with caption on TwitPic. Not a big deal IMHO, but some dumb-ass mofos are pissed and have sent him death threats. If her last name was not Obama, it would not be an issue. Lame!
Weekend Footsies
No personal rants, video game deals, or gadget news today. I am going to publish a photo of another pair of sexy feet for our readers. Why? Searches for "sexy feet" have jumped again and have eclipsed all other search terms by a factor of 10+.
It is clear most visitors are arriving at the blog looking for sexy feet content. Unfortunately, I do not have original content for the readers. Hopefully, the repeated kicks in the ass will keep me motivated so I can publish exclusive footsies in the future.
Back In The Saddle
Well, as they say "I am back in the saddle, again!" Before I go on, who the hell are "they"? Those mofos say everything and anything. Anyway, I think I shook the H1W1 aka Whine Flu! I am ready for Poker Night, OZ BBQ, Pizza, Bay Area Massages, and more. Bring it!
Oh, if we do OZ BBQ again I am taking ONLY $30.00 cash and leaving the rest of the shit at home. I do not wanna get stuck with the mofo bill again. This does not apply to Gman! Do I really need to publish another code sample to out the slackers?
