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23Aug/110

Pat Delany Resigns

It is raining cats and dogs! Another lawmaker resigns. Assemblyman Patrick Delany quit over his wife's racist email to the campaign of Carl Lewis. Patrick Delany claims that he does not share the same views as his wife. *wink* Below is the racist excerpt from the email. FAIL!

"Imagine having dark skin and name recognition and the nerve to think that equaled knowing something about politics."

1Aug/110

President Tar Baby

Representative Doug "Cracker" Lamborn used the term "Tar Baby" to refer to Obama in a radio interview. LMAO! Racism is alive and well people. It did not take long for Lamborn to apologize for the "misunderstanding". Read the excerpt and press release below.

Even if some people say "well, the Republicans should have done this, or should have done that," they will hold the President responsible. Now, I don't even want to be associated with him, it's like touching a, a tar baby and you get it...you know you're stuck and you're part of the problem and you can't get away.

Congressman Doug Lamborn (CO-05) today sent a personal letter to President Barack Obama apologizing for using a term some find insensitive. Lamborn was attempting to tell a radio audience last week that the President's policies have created an economic quagmire for the nation and are responsible for the dismal economic conditions our country faces. He regrets that he chose the phrase "tar baby," rather than the word "quagmire." The Congressman is confident that the President will accept his heartfelt apology.

28Jul/110

Wugate

Another politician is out of office. Representative David Wu announced on Tuesday that he is resigning from Congress. Why did you change your mind Tiger Wu? Are the accusations of the sexual misconduct true? Who is next?

It has been the greatest privilege of my life to be a United States Congressman. Rare is the nation in which an immigrant child can become a national political figure. I thank God and my parents for the privilege of being an American.

The wellbeing of my children must come before anything else. With great sadness, I therefore intend to resign effective upon the resolution of the debt-ceiling crisis. This is the right decision for my family, the institution of the House, and my colleagues

17Jun/110

Toss the Weiner

I was going to publish this post yesterday, but Tupac is more important than a politician. It appears that "Weiner has balls" after all. Bruahaha, I had to fit that into the post. Anyway, the defiant liar tossed himself down the hallway. Good riddance loser!

10Jun/110

Weinergate

I am tired of Weinergate! Yeah, some of the jokes were borderline funny, but there "must" be more important news to report. Kick the defiant son of a bitch out of office and call it a day. Better yet, "Throw the Weiner down the hallway". Bruahaha!

22Oct/100

Pimping Reid

Oh look, the Golden Boy stopped by Vegas to pimp his buddy Reid. Residents of Nevada, do not listen to their bullshit. The ONLY thing Golden Boy is concerned about is keeping Reid and his buddies in office. Give Obama the change he desires, vote Reid out in November.

Obama portrayed the embattled Reid as a champion for the middle class who stays awake at night worrying about people whose houses have been foreclosed.

Bullshit. The only thing keeping Obama and Reid awake at night is losing control of the U.S. Senate. Before I wrap this up, I want to borrow a line from the Golden Boy. "Voters have a clear choice." I agree, voters will choose change. Kapow!

8May/100

One Down!

People of Utah should rejoice, because 18-year veteran Senator Bob Bennett was kicked in the nuts and voted OUT. Can I get a hell ya? I have said it before and I will say it again, vote the incumbents out. Demand change! Congratulations Utah! Reid and Pelosi are next!

Bennett becomes the first Utah senator to fail to get his party's nomination since Democrats tossed out Sen. William King in 1940 over King's opposition to the New Deal. Bennett, who is the son of four-term Sen. Wallace Bennett, was in tears as he answered questions during an emotional meeting with reporters. "The political atmosphere, obviously, has been toxic and it's very clear some of the votes that I have cast have added to the toxic environment," he said, choking up. "Looking back on them, with one or two very minor exceptions, I wouldn't have cast them any differently even if I'd known at the time it would cost me my career."

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19Apr/100

Stooges In Washington

"Majority of Americans distrust the government". No shit! I don't trust ANY of the mofos. If it were up to me, I would kick all those useless dinosaurs and their special interests to the curb. It is time to clean house.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Nearly 80 percent of Americans say they do not trust the U.S. government to do what is right, expressing the highest level of distrust in Washington in half a century, according to a public opinion survey.

Only 22 percent of Americans say they trust the government "just about always" or "most of the time," according to the Pew Research Center survey released on Sunday.

Hmm, 22 percent of those surveyed trust government. I KNOW which group(s) of people will always trust government. Do I need to name names? Think about it for a minute and you will figure it out (self-preservation). Now, back to "Stooges In Washington".

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3Mar/100

Polls Are In

Yahoo! News post titled, "Poll: 80 percent of Americans think Washington is broken". What the hell are the other 20 percent thinking? Oh, the other 20 percent are comprised of the corrupt politicians, special interest groups, and morons.

An overwhelming majority of Americans think that their federal government is gridlocked by partisan infighting and turf battles and can't accomplish anything, according to a new McClatchy-Ipsos poll.

Four out of five Americans, 80 percent, said that Washington couldn't accomplish anything because of fighting between the political parties and branches of the government, the poll found. Only 17 percent disagreed.

It does not take a scientist to know that Washington cannot do ANYTHING right. Bipartisan my ass, these mofos are ONLY concerned about their careers, political party, and screwing everyone else. The incumbents need to be removed, specifically Pelosi and Reid.

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17Feb/100

No Love for White Chocolate

The Golden Boy is getting no love these days. His "party" fucked up the health care reform with their corrupt, self-serving, back room deals and now Democrats are dropping like flies (retiring or not running for re-election). Good riddance!

Anyway, enough small talk. More and more, I am seeing "Impeach Obama" posts across the Internet. I think the honeymoon period for many people is over and it is time to bitch. And to think he rated himself a "B+". Haha!

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