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Toss the Weiner

WassupJose — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:46:03 +0000

I was going to publish this post yesterday, but Tupac is more important than a politician. It appears that "Weiner has balls" after all. Bruahaha, I had to fit that into the post. Anyway, the defiant liar tossed himself down the hallway. Good riddance loser!

Out Of Tune Commercial

WassupJose — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 04:03:34 +0000

Have you heard the FoodMaxx radio commercial where one of the fools is "singing" in auto-tune? The radio commercial has been around for months, so you may have heard it. Well, I am sick of the damn commercial.

Unlike other tards that think the commercial is awesome, urban, and cool, I think it is one of the stupidest commercials on the radio. FoodMaxx jumped on the auto-tune bandwagon and failed! Quick, someone drop me a link.

Got Gas?

WassupJose — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 07:04:43 +0000

I am not referring to the "pull my finger" kind of gas. I am referring to gasoline as in fuel for automobiles. Why do people run out of gas? Do people not know that their cars on running on fumes? Come on now! The only excuse I can think of is the fuel gauge is broken.

Why the question? This evening a car ran out of gas on a toll bridge and it created a damn mess. The bridge turned into a parking lot and backed up rush hour traffic for miles. Dumb ass! I wish I would have gotten the license plate number, so I could post it on Fail Driver.

Fail Driver

WassupJose — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 07:21:10 +0000

We are surrounded by stupid ass drivers. You know the ones. Are you tired of their crap? I know I am. Quick, someone give me a big ass boot so I can drop kick the losers. Better yet, report bad drivers at faildriver.com (check out their mobile app too). Spread the word!

Let Me Finish!

WassupJose — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 07:36:45 +0000

Kanye West is at it again. Apparently, he dropped an "I'll Let You ..." rant on another artist. I guess the backlash from the Taylor Swift VMA incident was no big deal. Who did he target this time? Britney Spears. Haha. Check out the rant below.

Bee-Oh

WassupJose — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 07:39:14 +0000

B.O. - body odor. Usually caused by sweating; an unpleasant smell coming from the human body. Now that we got the word and definition out of the way, it is time to remind people to wash their stinky asses.

If I were to categorize the stink bombs, they would fall into three distinct groups. Anyone care to guess? Also, it is not just men wrecking the nostrils. Women can produce the funk too. Damn, put a stick-up deodorizer in your junk.

DingleBerry

WassupJose — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 07:34:48 +0000

I just read a live blog of "Dive Into Mobile" with RIM CEO what is his name. Dude, WTF were you talking about? I suggest you wake up and stop the babble, else RIM will soon be known as RIP. Maybe not, but the interview was a mess.

Work Is Calling

WassupJose — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 07:54:09 +0000

If you are working your ass off, join the 'No Life' club. Work is calling (ringing the phone off the hook), so no post today. I think I might start queuing up posts and save them for a rainy day, because this is getting old. Later.

3-D Movie Ticket Prices

WassupJose — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 05:35:02 +0000

WTF! 3-D movie ticket prices are over the top. The greedy fuckers are milking the crap out of the 3-D movie wave. Earlier this year, 3-D movie tickets went up approximately 20%. Now, 3-D movie ticket prices are more than 30% higher than conventional 2-D movies.

Megamind 2-D versus 3-D ticket prices (Example):

2-D, $10.50 Adult, $7.00 Senior, $7.00 Child
3-D, $14.50 Adult, $11.00 Senior, $11.00 Child

Pimping Reid

WassupJose — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 07:59:46 +0000

Oh look, the Golden Boy stopped by Vegas to pimp his buddy Reid. Residents of Nevada, do not listen to their bullshit. The ONLY thing Golden Boy is concerned about is keeping Reid and his buddies in office. Give Obama the change he desires, vote Reid out in November.

Obama portrayed the embattled Reid as a champion for the middle class who stays awake at night worrying about people whose houses have been foreclosed.

Bullshit. The only thing keeping Obama and Reid awake at night is losing control of the U.S. Senate. Before I wrap this up, I want to borrow a line from the Golden Boy. "Voters have a clear choice." I agree, voters will choose change. Kapow!