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Smelly Pirate Hooker

WassupJose — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:11:45 +0000

Harry Hanrahan aka HH aka HH1Edits (YouTube) has released another video. He published a compilation of "The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time." Warning! The video is NOT safe for work, so keep it on the down low or pop in the earbuds.

The video captures many classic insults, but some of my favorites appear to be missing from the list. Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy 10 minutes of insults from some of your favorite movies. Haha!

Drop A Beat, Vince!

WassupJose — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 04:38:03 +0000

Here is another classic from Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi. He is promoting Eminem's Recovery album using the familiar Slap Chop format. The best part has to be, ahhh, I will let you find out for yourself.

Puff Baby

WassupJose — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 01:27:16 +0000

Move over P. Diddy, because Ardi "Puff Baby" Rizal is in the mofo shack! Has everyone and their brother seen this video? I caught it on one of the late night shows a couple days ago and thought WTF! I do not know squat about Sumatran customs, but this is weird.

He is smoking that stick like a veteran smoker. Can he drop smoke rings too? Crap, give the kid a beer and a remote control and he is set. Seriously, I think someone's parents need to get dropped kicked. 2-year olds are not supposed to smoke! Crazy stuff.

Climbing The Charts II

WassupJose — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 04:07:55 +0000

It is officially summer, time to enjoy the great weather and drop it like it is hot. Ha! What a cheesy segue, but whatever works. One week ago today, I published a post about little Luiz and commented that his video might go viral.

I think he is on his way. When I published the post, the video had a little over 300k views on YouTube. Today, the video has almost 1.3m views. Nice. Oh, that is not the best part. I just saw the video on the George Lopez Show.

Climbing The Charts

WassupJose — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 06:44:31 +0000

Here is a video that is climbing the charts. It might not go viral, but it is getting a fair share of views. The Single Ladies baby was cute, but little Luiz drops it low, points, and throws in some Latin vogue for good measure. You got served Brazilian style!

Yasmine “Duke”

WassupJose — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 04:45:58 +0000

I saw the below video last week, but I forgot all about it. Loser! Anyway, the video has gone viral with 3+ million views in less than 2 weeks. The clip is of Yasmine Villasana launching her Chevy Impala over a toll booth at Dallas-Fort Worth International.

Accidents are NO laughing matter, but I have to admit that I was rolling like a mofo when I watched the video appropriately titled, "Drunk Driver Goes All General Lee Out of DFW". If you do not know what "Goes All General Lee" is referring to, get your wiki on and return.

The General Lee is the automobile driven by the Duke cousins Bo and Luke in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard. It is known for the chases and stunts, especially high jumps, in almost every episode.

So for her Dukes of Hazzard-like jump out of DFW, Wassup Jose wants to recognize Yasmine as an "un-official" Duke. BTW, Yasmine is a bartender and according to her Facebook page is "bored". I hope this shit woke your ass up.

Whoomp! (There He Is)

WassupJose — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 06:37:49 +0000

Let's go back in time to year 1993. Where was Barack Obama when the Tag Team released, "Whoomp! (There It Is)"? Rumor has it that he was getting his game on in the video. Check out 1:01 - 1:02 of the video and judge for yourself. Haha.

Redbox Streaming Video

WassupJose — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 06:24:47 +0000

Just read a post on Yahoo! News about Redbox. Apparently, Redbox surveyed its customers to rate their interest in a streaming video service ala Netflix. Does Redbox plan on entering the space and competing head-to-head with Netflix?

There is no information about release dates, supported platforms, or film selection but the service will be priced at $3.95 and include four kiosk rentals. Damn! Where do I sign up for the beta? Stay tuned for updates.

We Have A Winner

WassupJose — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 06:49:52 +0000

Yo! I published the casting call for Luigi last night and today we have a winner! It looks like Gman and Wassup Jose are doing the Sum Yum Do dance dressed as Mario and Luigi. We are going to split two Benjamins. Crap! Now I have to Sum Yum Do my ass off on video. Nice!

Well, as soon as the other two videos are published it is on. One of the conditions was that the other two videos get shot and published, before I drop it like it is hot. Btw, I found the costumes on Amazon and will buy the gear. Who has an HD video camera?

Gaga Dance

WassupJose — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 06:30:29 +0000

Do my eyes deceive me? I just watched Lady Gaga's Telephone video for the millionth time and just noticed that she is doing the Sum Yum Do dance. Watch from 3:38 to 4:03. What do you think? Am I losing it?