Aug 20
I saw a woman at lunch, which was wearing cameltoe shoes. Am I seeing things, because no shoe manufacturer would want to be the butt of the endless jokes. Well, guess what? This cameltoe shoe aka Rift was developed by Nike. Do the socks bunch up around the toe?

May 22
Have you ever had a favorite pet that you loved like a part of your family and then they up and died on you? Well thanks to science you don’t have to put up with that pesky heart break you might experience after such a loss. You broke your pet of that bad habit of pooping on the rug, you can break them of that nasty habit of leaving you by dying. That’s right science shows us that your dog is just a bunch of DNA! So, when your pet kicks the bucket you don’t have to have that tough talk with the kids… you just pick up your clone and your pet is good as new! Sure you will have to train them again, but you can give them cute names like Sparky 2.0 or Mr. Snuggles the Third! For more information on how to pick up your pet clone visit www.bestfriendsagain.com. Watch out for these other services coming soon… Mom and Dad Forever and Grandparents Never Die! Or why settle for raising your kids once when you can experience the joys all over again. Did your child end up a total nut job? Well now you can fix it, by being a better parent for their clone! Why should God get to have all the fun, when science can put you in control of your own life… or… lives?
Feb 18
Kool-Aid and Reebok join forces to produce Kool-Aid scented shoes! I for one think it is a silly idea, but I am sure peeps are sporting these kicks at school or work, nice! Yo, wanna smell my feet?

Feb 17
Another weird one. Most expensive Hot Wheel car ever is valued at a kewl $140,000 dollars. The toy car is cast in 18k gold and is detailed with more than 2,700 diamonds. All of this to celebrate the brand’s 40-year history. I think it is a LAME idea, but what do I know?

Feb 17
Okay, here we go … weird chicken stories. A woman dies trying to rescue a dead chicken and police arrest man choking chicken. Bruahaha!
Wait, look what I found on As Seen On TV … Crazy Cluck The Wacky Chicken! Only $19.95 plus S/H. Nice!
Feb 13
Okay, people are crazy and stupid! I just read that a couple in North Carolina were lying in bed, when they heard rumbling underneath the bed. The woman has a dog; could it be her dog underneath the bed? Hell no!
When she looked underneath her bed, she saw someone staring back at her. Boogie Man is REAL!! Nope, it was not the boogie man. Apparently, the man under her bed broke into her apartment hoping to see her naked.
The good news is the woman’s boyfriend got to smack down on the loser before the police arrived at the apartment. Where is Zed? I want to see Zed beat this loser with the heel of his shoe!
Jan 18
The Hello Kitty franchise is taking over the free world! Hello Kitty clothes, jewelry, school supplies, stuffed animals, etc. You name it, Hello Kitty has it all. How about contacts? Yes, Hello Kitty contacts are here for the Hello Kitty collector that has it all. Too weird for me!

Jan 09
I found Worm Cheese info and video. People are eating it as some big feast. Do you think about it as a food or waste?1) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/172592) http://www.metacafe.com/watch/148017/yummi_cheese/