Casey Anthony Rubber Mask
Check it out. Someone listed a Casey Anthony latex rubber mask on eBay. According to the item description, the mask is one of nine made for a parody video. Whatever. The question of the day is, "Who the fuck would pay $999,900.00 dollars for the mask?" FAIL!
Pecker Wrecker
Catherine Kieu is "accused" of drugging her husband, tying him to the bed, and cutting off his penis. That is not all, the Pecker Wrecker tossed the tube steak in the garbage disposal and turned it on. Kieu told police that her husband "deserved it". Read more.
GARDEN GROVE, Calif. -- A Southern California woman remained jailed Wednesday after authorities said she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis and put it through a garbage disposal.
Poo Muncher
Haha! I saw the below video on Tosh.0. What the hell is that women doing? Is she munching on Doo Doo Brown? Hmm, maybe she found a couple of chocolate M&Ms lodged in her butt crack. It could happen, NOT!
Desert Skiers
I stumbled on the below video, can someone explain to me what the hell is going on? Why are the drivers ski stunt driving in the desert? Move over drifters, desert skiing is the new fad driving sport.
Meat Water!
Yes, meat water as in meat-flavored water. I saw this on AOL news and thought it was just weird enough to post here. The meaty water is made by beverage company Krautkraemer based in New York. One of their flavors caught my eye.
Which one you ask? Chorizo Taco! The beverage is a mixture of chorizo, pico de gallo, pinto beans, and guacamole flavors. Not feeling the chorizo taco? How about Cheese Burger, Dirty Hot Dog, Tandoori Chicken, Pulled Pork, or one of the many other flavors. Yum!
Puff Baby
Move over P. Diddy, because Ardi "Puff Baby" Rizal is in the mofo shack! Has everyone and their brother seen this video? I caught it on one of the late night shows a couple days ago and thought WTF! I do not know squat about Sumatran customs, but this is weird.
He is smoking that stick like a veteran smoker. Can he drop smoke rings too? Crap, give the kid a beer and a remote control and he is set. Seriously, I think someone's parents need to get dropped kicked. 2-year olds are not supposed to smoke! Crazy stuff.
Gonna Love My Nuts
Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi, where are you? I think it would be appropriate for you to author this post. Some man gave himself a DIY circumcision using ... *drum roll* ... nail clippers. Yup, the dickhead is a couple tips short of a brain. Damn, some people are "stuuuuuupid"!
You Decide
Most know that I have been checking out the iPhone and related wares. There are tons of great looking games and productivity applications, but there are twice as many losers. Here is one in the latter category. Yup, the iSnort application.
Weight Loss Secrets II
I am no diet guru, but I do know that eating anything listed on This Is Why You're Fat is on the "Do not eat list". Also, I am willing to bet that these foods will pack on several pounds and send you straight to the crapper. Pizza lovers, enjoy!
Guitar Zero
Check this out. I stumbled onto Guitar Hero Broke My Knee.com. I did not read the entire story, but I am guessing the domain owner is claiming Guitar Hero caused him to break his knee. He even wrote a letter to Red Octane asking for an endorsement.
Hmm, I should follow his lead and register McDonalds Made Me Fat.com. and write a letter to their marketing team asking for an endorsement and cash prizes. I have zero ads on this blog, but may consider posting the Golden Arches for a small nominal fee. Ha!
