20Nov/091
Turd Manager
I was just notified that we have zero active bugs on our current project. Hell yeah, we be bad and shit. Well, instead of celebrating; I could not help but think of a particular asshole that used to go FAR out of his way to write bugs on a damn whiteboard!
In addition to his daily crap, the mofo spent countless hours "managing" bugs. Think about this for one minute. The team was using a tool, which supported bug tracking, assignment, routing, and reporting. Why was the turd manager micro-managing the bugs?
Simple, the mofo was "making" work for himself. Hold up, wait a minute. That reminds me of another loser that used to make work for himself. We are surrounded by turds. Watch your step people, turds ahead! Arrgghh.
November 24th, 2009 - 22:05
Totally! Nice job on the bug list by the way. I managed to bottom out on my bugs last week so MGMT put four staff on bugs full time for two days to find me work to do. They found 30! Dammit! Now that we’re nearing the end of the test cycle they’re complicated bugs, so instead of a nice one or two word description it’s a laundry list of items front to back of how to get a specific bug. *sigh* at least they were difficult for them to find. almost there. Prod in December.