There is an ongoing debate between the C# & VB camps over everything and anything, but we all know both .NET languages compile into MSIL and then JIT'd to O/S specific machine code. Aside from some language differences, it is all the same shit!

It is apparent the employer does not know what the fuck they are talking about. Oh, here is another nugget to consider. Some of us know the employer! Lame. Lastly, I know VB guys who can kick their entire team's ass. Bets anyone?

If you are presenting or writing on the whiteboard in a meeting, one indiscrete pull of the wedgie is sufficient. No need to subject the entire audience to a short squat and twist. If you did not de-wedge it the first time, man up and ride that wedge like a wave.

I had to turn away, because I was rolling like a mofo. This next one is not a wedgie, but am going to throw it in here. Ladies! If you are sporting a cameltoe, do not attempt to fix that shit while walking into a roomful of people. Eww, smell my finger!

Same advice for the ladies, pony up and ride that cameltoe like a cowgirl. I understand that a wedgie can be uncomfortable and some just do not give a shit about others. If this is you, great. Dig away people and thanks for the laughs! Video tip below.

Here is only one example, but I am sure we can list many examples. A 0.5 ounce sampler of Designer Skin Queen Indoor Lotion sells for $10.00 at salons and the 13.5 ounce bottle sells for a whopping $80.00. Bend me over and do me dry!

Do yourselves a favor. Do NOT be impulsive when visiting the tanning salons. If you must buy lotion, I suggest that you buy a sampler. If you want to go big, shop elsewhere or online for major discounts! The 13.5 ounce Designer Skin Lotion can be found for $30.00 shipped!

This tip does not only apply to tanning lotions, it can be applied to many retail items. If you can wait for the item, shop around and save some dough. Earlier, I purchased two items on eBay and saved a total of $80.00 off retail. I will put the savings into the boat show fund!

Based on a sampling of orders and creative accounting, Sanity estimates Apple sold 120,000 iPads in the first day. Cha-ching! Let us see how long it takes for buyer's remorse to settle in. Think about it people, you just paid big bucks for a big ass iPod Touch. Nice.

According to the Key West news site, keysnews.com, "Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash...was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat...'She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,' [a state trooper] said."

Now, sit back and wait for the pre-sale numbers. Is the iPad really a revolutionary product or just a big ass iPhone? I think it is a big ass iPhone with no calling function, but what the hell do I know? Oh yeah, pre-orders will be delivered on April 3rd.

Update! Both the Wi-Fi and 3G versions are available for pre-order. Crap! That will teach me to publish information that I read from a non-Apple source. I have updated the post. Minus 10 points for the screw up.

Anyway, back to the definition of old farts. It just doesn't click for me. I would be inclined to think that we call elderly people old farts, because their farts are "Old" or they cannot control their asses and they drop the "F" bombs like it is nobody's business.

Also, wassup with the old guys wearing both suspenders AND a belt. What the hell is that? I can see using one or the other, but not both. Where the hell do the old timers think their pants are going? I just do not get it. I am out.

Attention! Here is a shopping tip. Walmart is selling Final Fantasy XIII for $59.96 with a Bonus $10.00 eGift Card. Has anyone seen the Final Fantasy XIII Super Elite 250GB Bundle? It is hot and sells for $399.00. See you fools online!