I stumbled into a general topic forum and found some oldies but goodies … yo mama jokes, nice. The first thing that came to mind is the stupid yo mama show on MTV with the dork from that 70’s show. Wilmer trying to be tough acting like a fool!

Here is the first one: Yo mama so fat, I had to put her behind the fold … boo!

  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they put her picture on the milk truck.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all sides of the milk carton.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, her picture takes two frames.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she DJ’s for the ice cream truck.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, her skates went flat.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.
  • Yo mama’s so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.