19Mar/100
Pea Shooter
I could not think of a cleaver title for this post, but who really cares? Anyway, I just read a post titled "Man used penis to assault female police officer." The first thing that came into mind was "those crazy Floridians are at it again". Read the excerpt below.
The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.
I have a couple of questions! The story states that the defendant was sitting on the couch before said schlonging. How the hell did he end up standing OVER the police officer? Also, I want to know more about the evasive action. The story sounds fishy to me, haha.