Wedgie Etiquette
Some form of this topic has been discussed on the web, but here are my 2 cents. Today, I witnessed two de-wedgings in a meeting. Can you already tell where this is going? I have a couple comments and tips for the wedged.
If you are presenting or writing on the whiteboard in a meeting, one indiscrete pull of the wedgie is sufficient. No need to subject the entire audience to a short squat and twist. If you did not de-wedge it the first time, man up and ride that wedge like a wave.
I had to turn away, because I was rolling like a mofo. This next one is not a wedgie, but am going to throw it in here. Ladies! If you are sporting a cameltoe, do not attempt to fix that shit while walking into a roomful of people. Eww, smell my finger!
Same advice for the ladies, pony up and ride that cameltoe like a cowgirl. I understand that a wedgie can be uncomfortable and some just do not give a shit about others. If this is you, great. Dig away people and thanks for the laughs! Video tip below.
March 18th, 2010 - 23:13
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