20Aug/100
The Ugly Tree
I am back with more nonsense. Are you ready? The UK has launched the world's first dating site for ugly people. The Ugly Bug Ball launched on Monday and caters specifically to those who are "aesthetically challenged". Move over, I am there.
Mr James, a multimillionaire entrepreneur from Mayfair, London, said: "It's a sad fact that up to half of the UK is made up of ugly people yet amazingly nobody has ever thought of providing a dating service for them. Some of these will be moderately ugly, but others will have fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down."