Okay, people are crazy and stupid! I just read that a couple in North Carolina were lying in bed, when they heard rumbling underneath the bed. The woman has a dog; could it be her dog underneath the bed? Hell no!

When she looked underneath her bed, she saw someone staring back at her. Boogie Man is REAL!! Nope, it was not the boogie man. Apparently, the man under her bed broke into her apartment hoping to see her naked.

The good news is the woman’s boyfriend got to smack down on the loser before the police arrived at the apartment. Where is Zed? I want to see Zed beat this loser with the heel of his shoe!