Polls Are In
Yahoo! News post titled, "Poll: 80 percent of Americans think Washington is broken". What the hell are the other 20 percent thinking? Oh, the other 20 percent are comprised of the corrupt politicians, special interest groups, and morons.
An overwhelming majority of Americans think that their federal government is gridlocked by partisan infighting and turf battles and can't accomplish anything, according to a new McClatchy-Ipsos poll.
Four out of five Americans, 80 percent, said that Washington couldn't accomplish anything because of fighting between the political parties and branches of the government, the poll found. Only 17 percent disagreed.
It does not take a scientist to know that Washington cannot do ANYTHING right. Bipartisan my ass, these mofos are ONLY concerned about their careers, political party, and screwing everyone else. The incumbents need to be removed, specifically Pelosi and Reid.
Best Answer
I heart Yahoo! Answers, because you just never know when you are going to stumble on a gem. Below is a classic example. The poster asks if she can get pregnant from "Tappin that ass". Haha, I have always wanted to use that phrase in a post.
Back to the question. I guess it's a valid question, so let's leave it at that. The topic of this post is not the question, but the answer. The responder answered the question with some funky ASCII art. Nice.
Hold That Truck
Have you ever missed a shipment or found one of those dreaded "missed you" slips on the door or mailbox? I hate that crap! Well, you can kiss that shit goodbye soon. Walgreens has introduced the PickupZone service, so you can ship to and pickup packages at Walgreens.
Why would I want to ship to Walgreens? Hmm, I am going to pretend that I did not read that dumb question. Anyway, ship your stuff to Walgreens. The store will sign for and store your package. Walgreens sends you an email and you pickup package. Pretty simple.
No more missed packages. The Walgreens PickupZone service is available only in Manhattan, Boston, and Chicago areas. More locations to follow. Restrictions do apply and this is not a free service. Check the Walgreens website for more information. End PSA.
More Apple Humor
I think it's time to change it up, because this is the third Apple-related post in two days. I will change the theme tomorrow, but have to wrap up the day with the below photo. The photo speaks for itself, haha!
The Apple iTable
Look what I stumbled on while browsing through the latest from Google Reader. The must-have for the Apple Elitist that has everything. An Apple iTable coffee table. It's available in classic white, black, and sunny yellow. Nice! Order yours today at ginepro.org.
New Apple Product
Hey, check this out. There is buzz all over the dub dub dub that Apple is working on a new product. What is all the buzz about? Insiders "claim" that Apple is working on an iPad Nano, which has a new content delivery model aka the "iBooklet".
Yup! An iPad Nano that will look and function EXACTLY like the Apple iPod Touch, but cost more of course. Industry experts are speculating that Apple may add phone capabilities to future versions of the iPad Nano too. Man, how does Steve Jobs do it?
Text Message Recall
Have you ever sent a text message that you wanted to recall and delete from all in-boxes? I have sent my fair share and wished I had a recall feature, oh well. All is not lost, check this out. One can now send self destructing text messages.
Before you get too happy, I should note that this is available only on the iPhone. There is a new iPhone application on the block, which is appropriately named "TigerText". Users can "send texts that don't live forever."
Shake This Weight
Has anyone seen the Shake Weight infomercial? The Shake Weight was designed specifically for women. No shit. Ladies, do you want to earn cold HARD cash while you sexercise? Well, come and shake this weight. Bruahaha!
Bullshit TV
Yup, you got it. I am referring to the Golden Boy's Health Care Summit. These bozos cannot agree to disagree and Obama has a HUGE ego. You can hear the arrogance in his comments and see it in his actions.
What do you expect? ObamaCare is "his" agenda and that of the Democratic Party. Oh, did you catch all of the "personal" anecdotes from the bozos? Sure, use the air time to recite rehearsed lines and further agendas. I am out, because they all disgust me!
Hummer for Sale Again!
Yawn! Hummer is on the market again. If you recall, GM sold the Hummer brand to Sichuan Tengzhong of China. Well, the deal fell through and GM plans to shut down the line. If you ever dreamed of owning your own automotive brand, contact General Motors now.
The original deal with Sichuan Tengzhong was valued at 150 million, but think you can score a nice deal. I am not holding my breath for GM to find another buyer. I think it's the end of another car line. I wonder how that Hybrid Hummer is coming along.
