I cannot count the number of times bread, fruit, or other delicate item has been smashed beyond recognition because our friendly neighborhood bagger threw it in with the gallon of milk, detergent, or other 20 pound item. Arrgh!

The frustrating part is that I load the grocery cart and conveyor belts with similar items; I carefully sort the items by weight, size, quantity, etc. I am trying to help the cause, but it always seems to backfire.

I am no expert here, but I know when to double bag items, separate items, and maintain a weight balance. I love Pak ‘n Save, because I have complete control of the bagging process and if I smash the bread it is my fault.

Anyone for a broken egg sandwich with a side of BBQ chip crumbs? If you prefer, you can take your pick of bruised fruit and vegetables. You can wash it all down with mildly shaken (not stirred) Pepsi, Root Beer, or Hawaiian Punch soda. Where is my camera?