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Suga Mama

Keeping with the blog tradition of publishing personal adventures, observations, and rants comes to you another fresh post. As most of you know, I am trying to ink a deal to start a sexy feet content site. Well, I was out of town last night meeting potential contributors.

On the way home, I should note it was 1am in the morning; I stopped by a local gas station to purchase a coke before the long drive back home. As I pulled into the gas station, I saw a couple of thuggish-looking guys on one side and a couple of suga mamas on the other.

What the hell, I stopped and walked up to the register counter (now closed, but accepting orders thru the bulletproof glass) and ordered my coke. No sooner did I order when one of the suga mamas came by and asked if I could help them out to buy gas.

I should have replied with a simple, "Sorry, I do not have any money" but NOPE! I told her that I needed 4 dollars for toll, but would give her my change less the toll fee. Yeah, I felt like a sucka but wanted to help the suga mamas out. No big deal.

Here is the funny part. As I walked back to the car, the other suga mama thanked me for helping them out and asked me if she could give me a hug. "Ah, no thank you." I guess NO means YES, because she walked right over arms out and gave me a big hug.

"Okay, I am going to get jacked!" was running through my head, but it turned out that all she wanted was a hug to show her appreciation for helping them out with some gas money. So I thought. Next, she asked "Can I give you a BJ?"

"No thank you, it is late and I have a long commute" was my response. LAME! Suga #2 came by and started laughing, which was my cue to get the crap out of dodge. If it was not 1am and I did not have a long commute, hmm? Next time, haha!