Dirty People
What do I mean dirty people? I mean the challenged people that live among us i.e. the dirty Joe that does not wash his hands after using the restroom, the smelly Joe that is either in front or back of you at the grocery line, the a-hole Joe that eats with his mouth open and insists on smacking every bite, the waiter Joe that puts his fingers in your drink or food at a restaurant. Arggh!
If you work for a company that provides services, specifically food service and I do not see you wash your hands after using the restroom I will rat you out. You are working with food, so stop for one minute and wash your hands. I enjoy condiments on various dishes, but can do without the extra sauces and spices.
If you smell like a rat crawled up your chute and died, clean your dirty rear! Is it a cultural thing or do certain groups of people just stink? I can hold my breath for a minute, which is long enough for me to exit the drop of an a-bomb. However, if I am stuck in line in front or behind you at the store it is torture for me and others around you.
If you eat with your mouth open and smack each and every bite, shut your pie hole! I do not care to see what you are eating or hearing every single bite echoing in my ears. I am not referring to children here. These are adults eating like cows. We cannot ignore the smackers that talk while they enjoy their meals. Nice.
Lastly, if you are a food server please keep your fingers out of my drink and food. I trust that you washed your hands after you used the restroom. I see you handling money, credit cards, and who knows what during your trips. All I ask is that you keep your hands off the food and fingers out of my drinks. I do not know you like that dirty!