Oink Oink
Oink, Oink. Halt, I am not calling all cops (i.e. 5-0, Do-do nutters, fuzz, pigs, po-po, rollers, etc.). This post is about bacon. Yes, bacon as in streaky bacon from a pig. Hmm, I can see where one might confuse this post with one about cops. Bruahaha.
Anyway, back to bacon. If you love bacon as much as I do and I do, you buy your fair share of bacon. Here is a shopping tip. If you are buying fully cooked bacon, "STOP RIGHT NOW!" That shit cost 7-10x more than uncooked bacon. What a major rip-off.
Before you pull the convenience card, read the following example. A 2.1 oz package of fully cooked, ready-to-serve bacon costs $3.12 (Walmart, April 24). Compare to a 12.0 oz package of uncooked bacon for $2.28 (Walmart, April 24). BIG difference, right?
Save yourself some money, buy uncooked bacon. Now, if you want to pull the convenience card be my guest. I can throw 2-4+ pieces into the microwave for 30 seconds and BAM! The bacon is hot and ready to serve, how easy is that? Plus, you save some cash.