A hybrid bicycle?
Well if you are one of those lazy slobs who find the Segway to be the greatest invention in recent history you now have a new supreme being to glorify. Make way for the Electrobike! That's right, why buy one of those boring old fashioned bikes that require you to peddle when you can get a bike that can take you up to 25 miles at speeds of up to 20 mph on an electric charge? You know how easy it was for people to spot your laziness before on your Segway... well now you can disguise it much better. With the Electrobike, people will think you actually care about your health enough to exercise, all the while enjoying the comforts of technology at work for you. Now come on, isn't that worth a measly $8,000... I thought so. For more info check out their website at http://www.electrobike.com.